Wedding Crashers (2005)

Actor/CharacterSexSexy Clothing/NudityIntimate TouchIntimate Dialogue/Other Non-touchSemi-intimate Touch
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Rachel McAdams/Claire Clearyfemale11(0h18) Claire in sleeveless dress with cleavage, bare in back almost to waist
(0h39) Claire's top is unbuttoned to show cleavage; also some bare midriff (an inch or two)
(0h47) Claire in halter neck/bare back; hint of cleavage
(1h00) Claire in tank top and bit of bare midriff
(1h09) Claire in deep v halter top under crocheted top with some bare midriff (inch or so)
(1h14) Claire shows a bit of bare midriff (a hint) between top and skirt; shirt open an extra button but no cleavage
(1h18) Claire has a low neckline at lunch
(1h29) Claire in strapless gown
(1h34) Claire in v neck with hint of cleavage
(1h36) Claire's neckline somewhat low
(1h45) Five bridesmaids in all but strapless dresses with low backs (strap around neck)
7(0h35) Sack holds Claire's head in his hands, gives her a long kiss
(1h18) John and Claire kiss repeatedly, touching each others' necks
(1h19) Sack kisses Claire, his arms around her, her hand on his shoulder
(1h19) Sack puts his hands on the sides of Claire's head, kisses her again
(1h51) Claire and John kiss, open mouth - his hands on her head
(1h51) Claire and John kiss in the same position, but now in the car
(deleted scene 3) Sack takes Claire's hand, then puts his hands on her waist, swings her down, then kisses her just off camera
24(0h31) When Claire reaches into her bra strap for her speech, John calls it her cleavage
(0h35) Sack calls Claire "baby"
(0h48) John asks Sack how long he and Claire have been together; both Sack and Claire answer, Sack says they'll be marrying soon and Claire puts him off
(0h48) Sack calls Claire sweetheart
(0h52) Claire calls Sack "honey"
(0h58) Claire calls Sack "honey"
(0h59) John restless in bed, sneaks down the hall to outside Claire's room; she's restless in bed too, she hears him and wonders; Claire sneaks down the hall to outside his room; he hears her and wonders
(1h10) Claire looks at John like she might like him
(1h11) Claire watches John again - he invites her to show him a beach later
(1h11) Sack and Claire call each other "honey"
(1h14) John and Claire on a "date", bike riding together
(1h15) John tries to tell Claire how he ended up somewhere he didn't want to be without telling her his real situation - an intimate moment
(1h16) John asks Claire about her relationship with Sack - she seems uncertain; John tells her he hopes she realises she deserves someone great; they look at each other
(1h18) John looks at Claire happily at lunch; Claire looks shy
(1h19) Sack announces he and Claire are getting married
(1h23) John tells Claire he's falling for her, she admits she might feel the same way
(1h25) Claire upset when she finds out John a wedding crasher
(1h26) Sack calls Claire "sweetheart"
(1h33) Both John and Claire depressed in separate scenes
(1h46) John stares at Claire, makes her uncomfortable
(1h47) John whispers to Claire repeatedly saying he won't bother her, calls her pretty, can't stop thinking about her, says he misses her; Claire upset enough to leave
(1h49) John gives long speech to Claire, asking for second chance; tells her he loves her
(1h50) Claire tells Sack she can't marry him
(1h51) Jeremy tells John to go kiss the broad (Claire)
25(0h18) Claire hugs Carville, he keeps his arm around her shoulders
(0h18) Claire adjusts her father's lapel
(0h22) Gloria punches Claire lightly on arm
(0h22) Claire holds onto Gloria's arm for balance
(0h23) Claire goes down aisle hand in arm of best man
(0h25) Mrs Cleary touches Claire on the shoulder
(0h25) Mrs Cleary and Claire leave with Mrs Cleary's hand on Claire's arm
(0h34) Claire and Christina hug
(0h35) Claire touches Sack's arm, they hold hands
(0h38) Claire hugs Christina
(0h38) Sack gives Claire a hand down
(0h41) John puts his arms around Claire trying to get the football
(0h43) Claire runs into John or almost into him
(0h44) Sack puts his arm around Claire's shoulders, she puts her arm around his waist
(0h52) Sack kisses Claire on her forehead
(1h11) Man helps Claire down ramp off boat - takes her hand
(1h12) Claire touches Sack's wrist
(1h15) John and Claire play a clapping game
(1h19) Sack holds Claire's hands
(1h19) Claire puts her hand on Sack's wrist, they hold hands a moment
(1h25) Claire pushes Sack on arm with both hands, then shoulder with one hand
(1h25) Claire pulls Sack back with her hands on his arm, shoulder
(1h30) Claire and Cleary dance holding hands
(1h34) Sack touches Claire's arm
(1h34) Claire slaps Sack's hands - tries to play the slapping game
Isla Fisher/Gloria Clearyfemale10(0h20) Three bridesmaids in same gown as Claire, obvious cleavage
(0h44) Gloria in top tied above waist - bare midriff
(0h44) Gloria's shirt is open, revealing bra and cleavage; she pulls it all the way open
(0h47) Gloria in strappy dress
(0h58) Gloria completely nude - view from back and of breasts from side
(1h12) Gloria's shirt is open to cleavage
(1h14) Gloria in V neck - not quite cleavage
(1h19) Gloria in low neckline - cardigan v-neck
(1h32) Gloria in strapless dress with cleavage
(1h45) Gloria in bare shouldered dress with thin straps
13(0h34) Gloria kisses Jeremy and pushes him down - he keeps his mouth closed
(0h44) Gloria slides her hands up Jeremy's legs, trying to get inside his boxers from below - he puts his hands on her arms to stop her
(0h44) Gloria sits astride on Jeremy's lap, holds his shoulders, flings her hair around (to brush his face)
(0h45) Gloria acts like she's reaching into Jeremy's boxers "where's my little friend?"; Jeremy fights her off
(0h49) Gloria rubs Jeremy's crotch under the table, while he tries to remove her hand
(0h58) Gloria sits astride Jeremy, nude; brushes his face with her breasts
(1h20) Gloria puts her arms around Jeremy's neck and kisses him on the mouth; he puts a hand on her back; she kisses his neck as he tries to remove her hands; she moves her hands to around his back, keeps kissing - he takes her wrists
(1h20) Gloria kisses all over Jeremy's face
(1h20) Gloria grabs at Jeremy below camera (ie. crotch area)
(1h31) John walks in on Gloria and Jeremy making out/possibly having sex - Gloria's arms and legs are around Jeremy, who holds her while they kiss
(1h35) Gloria takes Jeremy's hands, kisses his mouth; he holds her, pushes her down on sofa
(1h51) Gloria jumps up onto Jeremy, arms around his neck, and kisses him on mouth - long kisses
(uncorked 0h34) Jeremy takes Gloria's hand, touches her cheek, touches her lips; Gloria climbs on top of him and kisses him
17(0h21) Jeremy notices Gloria, she looks back, he tells John dibs
(0h29) Jeremy gives Gloria his routine; Gloria smitten
(0h34) Jeremy buttons his shirt as he and Gloria act like they've just had sex
(0h34) Gloria tells Jeremy it was her first time, that they're going to be so happy together, that she loves him
(0h44) Gloria calls Jeremy "baby"
(0h44) Gloria tells Jeremy she's not wearing any panties (under her miniskirt); Jeremy protests that 8 hours ago, Gloria was a shy little virgin, now she's not wearing any panties
(0h45) Gloria acts like she's reaching into Jeremy's boxers "where's my little friend?"; Jeremy fights her off
(0h45) Gloria is upset because she thinks she's just another notch on Jeremy's belt; Jeremy says he wants to get to know her better first; Gloria says he's amazing (he says she's amazing, too) and that don't ever leave her, because she'd find him
(0h51) Jeremy says things like "wonderful" "terrific" - ostensibly part of the dinner table conversation but really about Gloria masturbating him under table - uncorked version shows views of Gloria's face during process; also John sees what she's doing
(0h58) Gloria tells Jeremy she hasn't been adventurous enough; promises to make all his sexual fantasies come true; tells him she loves him; Jeremy protests
(1h20) Jeremy tries to break up with Gloria gently; she says "but I love you"
(1h21) Gloria tells Jeremy she wasn't a virgin - far from it - just thought it was what guys wanted to hear
(1h25) Gloria looks at Jeremy keenly when she finds out he's a wedding crasher; Jeremy tells her he's not perfect, but neither is she, but he digs it
(1h26) Jeremy tells Gloria he'll miss her, she says she loves him
(1h35) Jeremy starts to propose marriage to Gloria, she misunderstands and suggests a girl-on-girl for him, he clarifies, she says "I do"; they tell each other they love each other
(1h45) Priest talks about love at Jeremy and Gloria's wedding
(uncorked 0h49) Randolph sees Gloria and Jeremy together and warns her to be more discreet
32(0h22) Gloria punches Claire lightly on arm
(0h22) Claire holds onto Gloria's arm for balance
(0h27) Gloria and Jeremy dance stylishly - he picks her up, carries her around at one point
(0h29) Jeremy and Gloria waltz
(0h29) Jeremy kisses the back of Gloria's hand, touches her arm
(0h34) Gloria puts her arms around Jeremy
(0h37) Gloria touches Cleary's lapels; he has his hand on her arm
(0h38) Gloria hugs Cleary
(0h38) Gloria jumps on Jeremy, hands on his shoulders, and kisses his cheek
(0h38) Sack gives Gloria a hand down
(0h44) Gloria helps Jeremy up - both hands on one arm
(0h44) Gloria puts Jeremy's arm around her shoulder for support
(0h44) Gloria cleans the cut on Jeremy's knee
(0h44) Jeremy has a hand on Gloria's arm
(0h44) Gloria kisses Jeremy on the cheek twice
(0h45) Gloria kisses Jeremy on cheek another four times
(0h45) Jeremy holds Gloria's hands (to keep them off him)
(0h45) Gloria gets up, mad, and slaps his cut
(0h46) Gloria and Jeremy hug
(0h46) Gloria pulls Jeremy along, holding his hand in both hers
(0h46) Gloria and Cleary kiss each other on the cheek, hug
(0h46) Gloria hugs Jeremy
(0h53) Gloria puts her hand on Jeremy's back
(0h58) Gloria finishes tying Jeremy's second wrist (hands on wrist, pulling rope tight); has one hand on his chest, then both
(0h59) Gloria stuffs a sock into Jeremy's mouth and tapes duct tape over it
(1h08) Gloria hugs Jeremy
(1h09) Gloria has arms around Jeremy's shoulders/neck, draped over him from behind
(1h14) Gloria picks shot out of Jeremy's rear with tweezers; she peels back his pants carefully to reveal another half inch of skin
(1h19) Gloria and female guest kiss on cheek
(1h45) Jeremy and Gloria hold hands
(1h51) Jeremy has his arm around Gloria's shoulders in front seat; she leans against him
(deleted scene 3) Mrs Cleary puts an arm around Gloria
Jane Seymour/Kathleen Clearyfemale7(0h17) Mrs Cleary in wide-strapped dress with cleavage
(0h43) Mrs Cleary in V neck, cleavage
(0h53) Mrs Cleary in cleavage
(0h54) Mrs Cleary removes her top - totally nude above waist in back view and in side view with John's hands over her breasts
(1h09) Mrs Cleary bare shouldered in strappy top
(1h19) Mrs Cleary has three buttons undone
(1h45) Mrs Cleary in strappy gown with cleavage
2(0h27) Mrs Cleary dances close and sexy with John
(0h54) John feels Mrs Cleary's bare breasts
3(0h28) Mrs Cleary tells John she's been married to Cleary for 30 years and they've only been faithful for the first two - John taken aback
(0h44) Mrs Cleary tells John they should have played in their underwear, makes a knowing face at him - he's uncomfortable
(0h54) Mrs Cleary comments on her breasts, asks John what he thinks of him, tells him to feel them - gives him no choice; then gets excited, puts her shirt back on, and calls him a pervert when he does
6(0h20) Mrs Cleary brushes lint off Todd's shoulders as they walk down aisle hand in arm
(0h25) Mrs Cleary touches Claire on the shoulder
(0h25) Mrs Cleary and Claire leave with Mrs Cleary's hand on Claire's arm
(0h38) Sack gives Mrs Cleary a hand down
(1h51) Mrs Cleary leans hand on Cleary's shoulder
(deleted scene 3) Mrs Cleary puts an arm around Gloria
Ellen Albertini Dow/Grandma Mary Clearyfemale002(0h52) Grandma Cleary calls Eleanor Roosevelt a dyke, a rug muncher
(uncorked 1h02) Grandma Cleary says "mr president" (excited) while half-dreaming
3(0h20) Grandma walks down aisle with two hands on a man's arm - not sure who
(uncorked 1h02) Jeremy touches Grandma's arm, then nudges her shoulder again, hard
(uncorked, 1h03) Jeremy carries Grandma Cleary to her room in his arms, her arms around his neck
Rebecca De Mornay/Mrs. Kroegerfemale1(0h00) Mrs Kroeger has blouse unbuttoned to below breast line04(0h00) Mr Kroeger tells Mrs Kroeger "why don't you just kiss my left nut?"
(0h01) Mr and Mrs Kroeger have an argument in which she calls his gf a whore/stripper and he implies that she is sexually inhibited in comparison; he calls her "baby" not nicely
(0h02) Jeremy talks about dancing sexy at weddings, Mrs Kroeger perhaps wanting some sexy Latin guy as a dance partner, Mr Kroeger wanting to be free to be with his gf; "get out there and get some strange ass"
(0h02) Mr Kroeger calls Mrs Kroeger "sweetie" nicely
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Jennifer Alden/Christina Cleary (as Jenny Alden)female2(0h21) Christina in strapless bridal gown
(1h45) Five bridesmaids in all but strapless dresses with low backs (strap around neck)
1(0h23) Christina and Craig kiss during the ceremony1(0h22) Christina and Craig get married7(0h21) Christina walks down aisle hand in Cleary's arm
(0h21) Cleary kisses Christina on the cheek
(0h22) Christina and Craig hold hands during the wedding ceremony
(0h23) Christina and Craig walk down the aisle holding hands
(0h32) Craig and Christina touch each others' arms as Craig passes the mic to Claire
(0h34) Claire and Christina hug
(0h38) Claire hugs Christina
Sparkle/Old Jewish Womanfemale0001(0h08) Jeremy dances hand in hand (one hand) with old Jewish woman
Patricia Place/Old Italian Womanfemale0000
Norma Michaels/Old Irish Womanfemale0000
Ivana Bozilovic/Ivanafemale3(0h06) First of John's marks in strappy low cut dress (blue/white stripes); blonde straight hair
(0h13) John's first mark falls back on red covered bed, in blue bra and panties
(0h13) John's first mark is barebreasted
2(0h08) John waltzes with his first mark - close
(0h13) John, clothed, climbs on top of his first mark, in panties only, on bed
1(0h06) John and his first mark check each other out1(0h13) John dances with first mark, he dips her
Camille Anderson/Camillefemale3(0h08) Jeremy's first mark a blonde, straight hair, in red dress with deep neckline in front, major cleavage
(0h13) Jeremy's first mark falls back on red square patterned bed in pink bra and panties
(0h13) Jeremy's first mark bare breasted
2(0h09) Jeremy waltzes closely with his first mark; they kiss
(0h13) Jeremy, clothed, climbs on top of first mark, now barebreasted
1(0h07) Jeremy checks out his first mark1(0h13) Jeremy dips his first mark while dancing with her
Rachel Sterling/Brunettefemale0000
Diora Baird/Vivianfemale3*(0h09) John's second mark - blond curly hair, purple/lilac dress with black trim, black bra in front, cleavage
(0h13) Vivian falls back in thong only on white quilted cover
(0h13) Vivian in black push up bra and thong, on white quilted cover
4*(0h09) John dances with his second mark, holding hands, then dance close, then hug
(0h13) John dances close with his second mark - two clips
*(0h13, 0h13) John, shirtless, climbs on top of Vivian, who is in thong only
(0h13) John lies on top of Vivian, who has her leg around him; he rolls off her
1*(0h12) John looks at a woman (probably second mark) who looks back, interested1*(0h09, 0h11, 0h12) John dances with second mark some more
Jennifer Massey/Womanfemale2(0h09) Jeremy's second mark - brown hair, light brown skin, sleeveless black/white print with purple trim; cleavage
(0h13) Jeremy's second mark barebreasted
5(0h09) Jeremy dances close with his second mark
(0h13) Jeremy kisses his second mark - their arms around each other
(0h13, 0h13) Jeremy shirtless, climbs on top of 2nd mark
(0h13) Jeremy lies on and kisses second mark
(0h13) Jeremy's second mark rolls off Jeremy - they are both topless and look content - she nuzzles him
1*(0h12) Jeremy looks at mark 2 who looks back at him, interested1*(0h12, 0h13) Jeremy dances with his second mark again
Sophia Blouin/Flower Girlfemale0001(0h26) John dances with the flower girl - twirls her around chastely
Irene Roseen/Elderly Womanfemale0000
Betsy Ames/Betty Clearyfemale0002(0h44) Guest man and woman have their arms around each other
(1h19) Gloria and female guest kiss on cheek
Kathryn Joosten/Chazz's Momfemale0000
Karen Miller/Chazz's Girlfriendfemale1(1h41) Woman in strapless dress with cleavage1(1h41) Chazz and the woman kiss passionately; her hand on his neck1(1h41) Chazz calls the woman "babe"1(1h41) Chazz touches the woman on her arm, shoulder
Tanaya Nicole/Woman at Jewish Receptionfemale0000
Naureen Zaim/Hindu Womanfemale0000
Cindy Taylor/Girl at Irish Wedding (as Cindy Elizabeth Taylor)female0000
Melanie Hawkins/Girl Who Criesfemale1(1h44) Woman in black sleeveless dress with deep neckline002(1h44) Woman leans against John's shoulder, her hand on his shoulder
(1h51) Crying woman 1 holds Chazz's arm with both hands, leans against him, touches his chest
Summer Altice/Girl Who Criesfemale1(1h44) woman in sleeveless dress with deep neckline002(1h44) Woman clings to Chazz's arm and leans against him; Chazz strokes her arm
(1h51) Crying woman 2 has her arm through Chazz's arm; leans against him, touches his chest
Lisa Beach/Wedding Plannerfemale0000
Lovelynn Vanderhorst/Wedding Planner (as Lovelynn Ann Vanderhorst Jensen)female0000
Phyllis Samhaber/Woman at Tablefemale0000
Maria Arce/Librarian in Bonus Material (uncredited)female0000
Claudia Barroso/Wedding Guest (uncredited)female0000
Jewel Donohue/Irish Maid of Honor (uncredited)female0000
Pamela Fischer/Restaurant Patron (uncredited)female0000
Ina Haybaeck-Rogers/Salsa Dancer, Italian Wedding (uncredited)female2(0h11) Jeremy's fourth mark - strappy pink/white floral print; long curly dark hair
(0h13) Jeremy's fourth mark falls back barebreasted onto a bed with gold striped covers
1(0h13) Jeremy clothed, climbs on top of his barebreasted fourth mark02*(0h11, 0h11, 0h13) Jeremy dances with his fourth mark
(0h12, 0h13) Jeremy dips his fourth mark
Roopashree Jeevaji/Indian Bridesmaid (uncredited)female2(0h09) John's third mark - brown hair, light brown skin, purple halter neck/cleavage
(0h13) John's third mark falls back on a blue diamond-quilted bed barebreasted in white lace thong
2(0h09) John dances close then hugs his third mark
(0h13) John, shirtless, climbs on top of barebreasted third mark
01*(0h13) John dips his third mark
Z.M. Nan Khan/Indian Bridesmaid (uncredited)female0000
Christina Lindley/Personal Trainer, Bonus Material (uncredited)female0000
Amber Matthews/Bridesmaid (uncredited)female1(0h20) Three bridesmaids in same gown as Claire, obvious cleavage000
Stephanie Nevin/Janice (uncredited)female001(0h04) Janice tries to set Jeremy up with a friend; he does monologue on awkwardness of dating, putting her off; she's put off by monologue0
Laura Orrico/Bridesmaid (uncredited)female1(0h20) Three bridesmaids in same gown as Claire, obvious cleavage000
Kassie Pinegar/Extra (uncredited)female0000
Rita Rani/Indian Bridesmaid (uncredited)female0000
Carolyn Robertson/Crying Woman (uncredited)female1(1h44) Woman with deep v neckline000
Lindsay Schoneweis/Woman in Hat (uncredited)female0000
Holly Traister/Guest at Jewish Wedding (uncredited)female0000
Juting Tsang/Bridesmaid (uncredited)female0000
Tiffany Turner/Day Player (uncredited)female0000
Kelsey Wedeen/Bridesmaid (uncredited)female0000
Michelle Woods/Italian Bride (uncredited)female1(0h11) Italian bride in white low neckline1(0h12) The Italian bride and groom kiss on the mouth quickly1(0h06) Italian man and woman in wedding ceremony2(0h11) Italian bride and groom have their arms around each other
(0h11) Jeremy and Italian groom bump Italian bride in middle
No creditfemale1(0h06) Jewish bride in strapless gown1(0h09) An Indian couple dance very close2(0h06) Jewish man and woman in wedding ceremony
(0h08) John jokes how the Jewish bride won't be able to get away with wearing white tomorrow
1(0h06) A woman puts her arm around her daughter as they sit, and the girl leans against her
No creditfemale1(0h07) Jewish bridesmaids in blue strappy dresses with cleavage, bare to mid-back1*(0h10) Jeremy dances with his third mark; they hug1*(0h10) John tells his fourth mark he thinks people only use ten percent of their hearts while holding her hands1(0h06) A woman puts her arm around her daughter as they sit, and the girl leans against her
No creditfemale1(0h07) Blond in peach/skintone strappy dress with cleavage1*(0h10) John dances closely with his fifth mark2(0h19) Jeremy says the woman in the hat just eyefucked him as she looked around - offending two men and one woman in row in front
(0h19) Jeremy says he's a cocksman offending one woman and two men in front of them
1(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h07) Medium brown hair, sleeveless blue/green top with low neckline1(1h34) John kisses woman on mouth, then grabs her and kisses her more, until three men drag him off01(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h07) brunette, peach dress, low neckline001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h07) Jewish bridesmaids in blue strappy dresses with cleavage, bare to mid-back001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h07) Jewish bridesmaids in blue strappy dresses with cleavage, bare to mid-back001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h07) Jewish bridesmaids in blue strappy dresses with cleavage, bare to mid-back001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h08) Woman in black or dark blue strappy dress; brown hair001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h08) Red haired woman in cleavage - b/w pale dress001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h08) Brunette in b/g dress - strappy/cleavage001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h08) Brunette in long sleeved dress with deep v/cleavage001(0h08) The Jewish groom has his arm around his bride's shoulders; she leans against him
No creditfemale1(0h09) Woman in strappy dress, purple print001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditfemale1(0h09) Chinese woman in purple strappy dress001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditfemale1(0h09) Chinese woman in white glitter halter neck001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditfemale1(0h09) Woman in lilac strapless001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditfemale2*(0h10) Jeremy's third mark - has tattoo peeking out at waist in back; pale green dress with ruffles at shoulder, low neckline, curly brown hair, olive? skin
(0h11) Jeremy's third mark's dress swirls up when she dances (above knee before swirl)
001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditfemale1*(0h10) John's fourth mark in ice pale gown with low neckline, bare shoulders001(0h09) Indian wedding woman has hand on man's arm
No creditfemale1*(0h10) John's fifth mark in pale blue/green print strappy dress with ruffles at shoulder; brown curly hair001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditfemale1(0h10) Woman in blue strappy001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditfemale1(0h10) Woman in green strapless001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditfemale1(0h11) Woman in strapless dress001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditfemale1(0h11) woman in green strapless001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditfemale1(0h11) Chinese bride in white halter dress with cleavage under lace001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditfemale1(0h11) Woman in blue dress with cleavage001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditfemale1(0h11) Woman in white strappy dress in bg001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditfemale1(0h11) Two bridesmaids in shiny white strappy dresses (italian)001*(0h10) John tells his fourth mark he thinks people only use ten percent of their hearts while holding her hands
No creditfemale1(0h11) Two bridesmaids in shiny white strappy dresses (italian)001(0h10) Man has arm over shoulder of woman in green strapless
No creditfemale1(0h12) Blonde in lilac/blue print with straps/cleavage001*(0h11, 0h12, 0h13) Jeremy dances with his third mark
No creditfemale1(0h12) Blonde's friend in black lace with bare shoulders001*(0h11, 0h11, 0h11, 0h12, 0h13) John dances with his fifth mark
No creditfemale1(0h12) Blond's other friend in black strappy low cut001(0h11) Woman and man have arms around each other
No creditfemale1(0h12) Brunette in green strapless with white at bust/cleavage000
No creditfemale1(0h12) Brunette in black strappy cleavage001(0h12) Jewish bridesmaid has a hand on John's shoulder
No creditfemale1(0h12) Blonde in grey strappy silk001(0h12) Chinese woman has hand on John's shoulder
No creditfemale1(0h12) Brunette in strappy print with red trim001(0h13) A couple waltzes in bg
No creditfemale1(0h12) Woman in green/white print with cleavage001(0h18) Woman with hand on arm of man in bg (x3)
No creditfemale1(0h13) Woman in gold/black print with cleavage001(0h18) Woman with hand on arm of man in bg (x3)
No creditfemale1(0h13) Woman in blue print/cleavage with brown skin001(0h18) Woman with hand on arm of man in bg (x3)
No creditfemale1(0h13) Woman in gold metallic with cleavage001(0h19) A man has a hand on a woman's shoulder
No creditfemale1(0h13) Woman in lacy strappy pale peach dress with low neckline001(0h23) A woman has her hand in a man's arm
No creditfemale0001(0h24) A woman has her hand on a man's shoulder
No creditfemale1(0h19) Blond with black strappy dress/cleavage on left001(0h24) A woman touches a girl's shoulders/kisses her face; the girl touches the woman's side
No creditfemale1(0h19) Blond on right - cleavage001(0h24) A woman touches a girl's shoulders/kisses her face; the girl touches the woman's side
No creditfemale1(0h19) Brunette with long hair in pale grey strappy dress002(0h26) Two couples waltz
(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditfemale1(0h19) Brunette in greenish sleeveless deep neckline002(0h26) Two couples waltz
(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditfemale1(0h19) Woman in fancy hat and deep deep haltar neckline001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditfemale1(0h19) Woman with long medium brown hair in strappy pale dress001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditfemale1(0h20) Blond in row behind in electric blue straps/cleavage001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditfemale1(0h20) Red head in low cut dress001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditfemale1(0h23) Blond in white strapless001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditfemale1(0h23) blond in white strappy001(0h37) Man and woman walk hand in arm in bg
No creditfemale1(0h23) Brunette in champagne with cleavage001(1h29) Woman has hand in man's arm
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Owen Wilson/John Beckwithmale3(0h13) John shirtless with third mark
(0h13) John is shirtless with Vivian
(1h27) John's shirt is open two buttons
16(0h08) John waltzes with his first mark - close
(0h09) John dances with his second mark, holding hands, then dance close, then hug
(0h09) John dances close then hugs his third mark
(0h10) John dances closely with his fifth mark
(0h13) John, clothed, climbs on top of his first mark, in panties only, on bed
(0h13) John, shirtless, climbs on top of barebreasted third mark
(0h13) John dances close with his second mark - two clips
*(0h13, 0h13) John, shirtless, climbs on top of Vivian, who is in thong only
(0h13) John lies on top of Vivian, who has her leg around him; he rolls off her
(0h27) Mrs Cleary dances close and sexy with John
(0h54) John feels Mrs Cleary's bare breasts
(1h18) John and Claire kiss repeatedly, touching each others' necks
(1h31) John walks in on Gloria and Jeremy making out/possibly having sex - Gloria's arms and legs are around Jeremy, who holds her while they kiss
(1h34) John kisses woman on mouth, then grabs her and kisses her more, until three men drag him off
(1h51) Claire and John kiss, open mouth - his hands on her head
(1h51) Claire and John kiss in the same position, but now in the car
42(0h05) Jeremy talks to John about going after women at weddings because they tend to be uninhibited there
(0h06) John and his first mark check each other out
(0h08) John jokes how the Jewish bride won't be able to get away with wearing white tomorrow
(0h10) Jeremy tells John a woman's tattoo at her waist in back might as well be a bull's eye
(0h10) John tells his fourth mark he thinks people only use ten percent of their hearts while holding her hands
(0h12) John looks at a woman (probably second mark) who looks back, interested
(0h14) John is concerned that he and Jeremy are doing something irresponsible, Jeremy says they're just having fun
(0h18) John is struck by Claire and stares at her (she is unaware and not in frame)
(0h19) John tells Jeremy not to waste time on girls in hats because they're too proper
(0h23) John stares at Claire, impressed (she doesn't see)
(0h28) Mrs Cleary tells John she's been married to Cleary for 30 years and they've only been faithful for the first two - John taken aback
(0h31) When Claire reaches into her bra strap for her speech, John calls it her cleavage
(0h44) Mrs Cleary tells John they should have played in their underwear, makes a knowing face at him - he's uncomfortable
(0h48) John asks Sack how long he and Claire have been together; both Sack and Claire answer, Sack says they'll be marrying soon and Claire puts him off
(0h51) John pats Jeremy's shoulder, makes a joke about Jeremy getting lap dances
(0h54) Mrs Cleary comments on her breasts, asks John what he thinks of him, tells him to feel them - gives him no choice; then gets excited, puts her shirt back on, and calls him a pervert when he does
(0h55) John tells Jeremy about Mrs Cleary's breasts; John refers to Mrs Cleary's breasts as "hooters"; Jeremy calls them "cans"; Jeremy not impressed with John's level of suffering but then digresses into what they were like and what John did
(0h59) John restless in bed, sneaks down the hall to outside Claire's room; she's restless in bed too, she hears him and wonders; Claire sneaks down the hall to outside his room; he hears her and wonders
(1h04) Jeremy tells John about the midnight rape, nude gay art show; he compares his rape to Jodie Foster in The Accused
(1h05) Jeremy accuses John of falling for Claire; he tells him to make a move and close some ass
(1h10) Claire looks at John like she might like him
(1h11) Claire watches John again - he invites her to show him a beach later
(1h14) John and Claire on a "date", bike riding together
(1h15) John tries to tell Claire how he ended up somewhere he didn't want to be without telling her his real situation - an intimate moment
(1h16) John asks Claire about her relationship with Sack - she seems uncertain; John tells her he hopes she realises she deserves someone great; they look at each other
(1h18) John looks at Claire happily at lunch; Claire looks shy
(1h20) John tells Jeremy he thinks he's in love with Claire
(1h23) John tells Claire he's falling for her, she admits she might feel the same way
(1h27) Jeremy doesn't want to help John get at Claire, thinks John should get over her - John not giving up
(1h32) Jeremy tells John he cares about Gloria a lot; he loves her
(1h33) Both John and Claire depressed in separate scenes
(1h38) John tells Jeremy he's happy Jeremy's found happiness - happy for him
(1h39) Jeremy tells John he's getting married - John gets upset
(1h41) Chazz calls Jeremy an idiot when he hears he's getting married - more for you and me (ie him and John)
(1h42) John impressed, Chazz happy with his conquest, Chazz "living the dream"
(1h43) Chazz tells John that chicks at funerals are so horny, it's like fishing with dynamite
(1h44) Chazz winks at John, makes a fist pump gesture
(1h46) John stares at Claire, makes her uncomfortable
(1h47) John whispers to Claire repeatedly saying he won't bother her, calls her pretty, can't stop thinking about her, says he misses her; Claire upset enough to leave
(1h49) John gives long speech to Claire, asking for second chance; tells her he loves her
(1h51) Jeremy tells John to go kiss the broad (Claire)
(uncorked 1h00) Todd tells John he knows his mom made John feel her breasts - he warns John not to tell anyone because one of his sister's friends did and he ended up banished to a far country by their father
40(0h07) Jeremy and John in circle of at least 19 people dancing arm in arm
(0h07) A man pats John on the back
(0h08) John touches a male child's shoulder
*(0h09, 0h11, 0h12) John dances with second mark some more
(0h10) John tells his fourth mark he thinks people only use ten percent of their hearts while holding her hands
*(0h11, 0h11, 0h11, 0h12, 0h13) John dances with his fifth mark
(0h11) John touches Italian groom's arm, back
(0h11) John has hand on groom's arm
(0h12) Jewish bridesmaid has a hand on John's shoulder
(0h12) Chinese woman has hand on John's shoulder
(0h13) John dances with first mark, he dips her
(0h13) Jeremy dips his first mark while dancing with her
(0h24) Jeremy touches John's arm with a finger
(0h26) John dances with the flower girl - twirls her around chastely
(0h38) John takes Jeremy's arm
(0h41) John puts his arms around Claire trying to get the football
(0h43) Claire runs into John or almost into him (0h44) John helps Jeremy up with a hand on his back
(0h48) John knocks Jeremy's foot with his , slaps his shoulder
(0h49) Jeremy nudges John's foot with his
(0h51) John pats Jeremy's shoulder, makes a joke about Jeremy getting lap dances
(0h53) John pats Jeremy's shoulder
(1h11) Cleary touches John's arm twice
(1h13) Jeremy slaps/taps John's arm lightly; then touches John's shoulder with his fingertips
(1h15) John and Claire play a clapping game
(1h30) Trap and another of Sack's friends hold John up by his arms while Sack hits him
(1h30) Sack puts his hands on John's shoulders, stunt kicks him
(1h30) Sack puts his hand on John's shoulder, stunt punches him
(1h31) Sack puts both hands on John's shoulders again, punches him
(1h34) Three men pull John off a woman
(1h38) John and Jeremy hug
(1h40) Chazz hugs John
(1h40) Chazz holds John's arms, puts hand on his back; John has hand on Chazz's arm
(1h44) Woman leans against John's shoulder, her hand on his shoulder
(1h45) Two security men grab John - hands on arms, chest
(deleted scene 3) Sack touches John's arm off camera
(deleted scene 3) Sack slaps John's abdomen with the back of his hand - friendly
(deleted scene 3) John and Jeremy touch each others' shoulders (one each, same side)
(uncorked 0h26) John touches Jeremy's arm, chest
(uncorked 0h26) John touches Jeremy's shoulder
Vince Vaughn/Jeremy Greymale7(0h13) Jeremy shirtless with second mark
(0h34) Jeremy has his shirt unbuttoned all the way down
(0h44) Jeremy in boxers, with pants down around ankles; his shirt is open two or three buttons
(1h05) Jeremy pulls his shirt up in back, exposing a couple of inches of bare midriff, in order to expose his trouser seat so he can slap it
(1h14) Jeremy has pants/boxers pulled down to reveal a section of bare buttocks - 4-6"?
(1h31) Jeremy has his pants down but boxers up; and shirt open all the way down
(1h37) Jeremy's shirt open two buttons
25(0h09) Jeremy waltzes closely with his first mark; they kiss
(0h09) Jeremy dances close with his second mark
(0h10) Jeremy dances with his third mark, they hug
(0h13) Jeremy kisses his second mark - their arms around each other
(0h13) Jeremy, clothed, climbs on top of first mark, now barebreasted
(0h13) Jeremy clothed, climbs on top of his barebreasted fourth mark
(0h13, 0h13) Jeremy shirtless, climbs on top of 2nd mark
(0h13) Jeremy shirtless lies on and kisses second mark
(0h13) Jeremy's second mark rolls off Jeremy - they are both topless and look content - she nuzzles him
(0h34) Gloria kisses Jeremy and pushes him down - he keeps his mouth closed
(0h44) Gloria slides her hands up Jeremy's legs, trying to get inside his boxers from below - he puts his hands on her arms to stop her
(0h44) Gloria sits astride on Jeremy's lap, holds his shoulders, flings her hair around (to brush his face)
(0h45) Gloria acts like she's reaching into Jeremy's boxers "where's my little friend?"; Jeremy fights her off
(0h49) Gloria rubs Jeremy's crotch under the table, while he tries to remove her hand
(0h58) Gloria sits astride Jeremy, nude; brushes his face with her breasts
(1h01) Todd lies half on Jeremy in his bed (Jeremy tied up); touches his collar, face; strokes his face
(1h03) Todd lies down beside Jeremy on bed again, touches his chest, chin, kisses his own finger and puts it on Jeremy's mouth, then touches Jeremy's eyes
(1h20) Gloria puts her arms around Jeremy's neck and kisses him on the mouth; he puts a hand on her back; she kisses his neck as he tries to remove her hands; she moves her hands to around his back, keeps kissing - he takes her wrists
(1h20) Gloria kisses all over Jeremy's face
(1h20) Gloria grabs at Jeremy below camera (ie. crotch area)
(1h23) Jeremy cups the priest's face, both hands, and kisses him on the mouth (non sexual, but still)
(1h31) John walks in on Gloria and Jeremy making out/possibly having sex - Gloria's arms and legs are around Jeremy, who holds her while they kiss
(1h35) Gloria takes Jeremy's hands, kisses his mouth; he holds her, pushes her down on sofa
(1h51) Gloria jumps up onto Jeremy, arms around his neck, and kisses him on mouth - long kisses
(uncorked 0h34) Jeremy takes Gloria's hand, touches her cheek, touches her lips; Gloria climbs on top of him and kisses him
48(0h02) Jeremy talks about dancing sexy at weddings, Mrs Kroeger perhaps wanting some sexy Latin guy as a dance partner, Mr Kroeger wanting to be free to be with his gf; "get out there and get some strange ass"
(0h04) Janice tries to set Jeremy up with a friend; he does monologue on awkwardness of dating, putting her off; she's put off by monologue
(0h05) Jeremy talks to John about going after women at weddings because they tend to be uninhibited there
(0h07) Jeremy checks out his first mark
(0h10) Jeremy tells John a woman's tattoo at her waist in back might as well be a bull's eye
(0h12) Jeremy looks at mark 2 who looks back at him, interested
(0h14) John is concerned that he and Jeremy are doing something irresponsible, Jeremy says they're just having fun
(0h19) John tells Jeremy not to waste time on girls in hats because they're too proper
(0h19) Jeremy says the woman in the hat just eyefucked him as she looked around - offending two men and one woman in row in front
(0h19) Jeremy says he's a cocksman offending one woman and two men in front of them
(0h21) Jeremy notices Gloria, she looks back, he tells John dibs
(0h29) Jeremy gives Gloria his routine; Gloria smitten
(0h34) Jeremy buttons his shirt as he and Gloria act like they've just had sex
(0h34) Gloria tells Jeremy it was her first time, that they're going to be so happy together, that she loves him, he's uncomfortable
(0h37) Jeremy says "she was my first Asian" so that everyone can hear him
(0h38) Jeremy tells John Gloria took him below deck for 45 minutes and he doesn't have any bodily fluids left in him
(0h44) Gloria calls Jeremy "baby"
(0h44) Gloria tells Jeremy she's not wearing any panties (under her miniskirt); Jeremy protests that 8 hours ago, Gloria was a shy little virgin, now she's not wearing any panties
(0h45) Gloria acts like she's reaching into Jeremy's boxers "where's my little friend?"; Jeremy fights her off
(0h45) Gloria is upset because she thinks she's just another notch on Jeremy's belt; Jeremy says he wants to get to know her better first; Gloria says he's amazing (he says she's amazing, too) and that don't ever leave her, because she'd find him
(0h46) Cleary tells Jeremy he hopes Gloria isn't just another notch on J's belt
(0h51) Jeremy says things like "wonderful" "terrific" - ostensibly part of the dinner table conversation but really about Gloria masturbating him under table - uncorked version shows views of Gloria's face during process; also John sees what she's doing
(0h51) John pats Jeremy's shoulder, makes a joke about Jeremy getting lap dances
(0h55) John tells Jeremy about Mrs Cleary's breasts; John refers to Mrs Cleary's breasts as "hooters"; Jeremy calls them "cans"; Jeremy not impressed with John's level of suffering but then digresses into what they were like and what John did
(0h58) Gloria tells Jeremy she hasn't been adventurous enough; promises to make all his sexual fantasies come true; tells him she loves him; Jeremy protests
(1h01) Todd tells Jeremy they had a moment at the dinner table; Jeremy disagrees; Todd says they need to know about us (1h01) Todd has painted a painting of Jeremy nude except for a fig leaf over his privates; Todd calls it sexual and violent
(1h02) Todd says "let's play tummysticks"
(1h04) Jeremy tells John about the midnight rape, nude gay art show; he compares his rape to Jodie Foster in The Accused
(1h05) Jeremy accuses John of falling for Claire; he tells him to make a move and close some ass
(1h20) John tells Jeremy he thinks he's in love with Claire
(1h20) Jeremy tries to break up with Gloria gently; she says "but I love you"
(1h21) Gloria tells Jeremy she wasn't a virgin - far from it - just thought it was what guys wanted to hear
(1h22) Jeremy tells the priest he's hurt that Gloria one-upped him but at the same time he digs it
(1h25) Gloria looks at Jeremy keenly when she finds out he's a wedding crasher; Jeremy tells her he's not perfect, but neither is she, but he digs it
(1h25) Todd accuses Jeremy of trying to seduce him, says he wants the painting back, but looks pleased when Jeremy says he's keeping it
(1h26) Jeremy tells Gloria he'll miss her, she says she loves him
(1h27) Jeremy has phone sex with Gloria on phone (but she's not in the scene)
(1h27) Jeremy doesn't want to help John get at Claire, thinks John should get over her - John not giving up
(1h32) Jeremy tells John he cares about Gloria a lot; he loves her
(1h35) Jeremy starts to propose marriage to Gloria, she misunderstands and suggests a girl-on-girl for him, he clarifies, she says "I do"; they tell each other they love each other
(1h38) John tells Jeremy he's happy Jeremy's found happiness - happy for him
(1h39) Jeremy tells John he's getting married - John gets upset
(1h45) Priest talks about love at Jeremy and Gloria's wedding
(1h51) Jeremy tells John to go kiss the broad (Claire)
(uncorked 0h49) Randolph sees Gloria and Jeremy together and warns her to be more discreet
(uncorked 1h03) Randolph sees Jeremy carrying Grandma Cleary and suggests that he bang the family dog next; also that he go easy on Grandma because of her age
(uncorked 1h29) Jeremy asks the priest if he ever gets horny, if he masturbates, if everything works right, what does he do?
58(0h07) Jeremy hugs an old Jewish man and kisses him on the forehead
(0h07) Jeremy and John in circle of at least 19 people dancing arm in arm
(0h08) Jeremy dances hand in hand (one hand) with old Jewish woman
*(0h11, 0h12, 0h13) Jeremy dances with his third mark
*(0h11, 0h11, 0h13) Jeremy dances with his fourth mark
(0h11) Jeremy touches Italian groom's face
(0h11) Jeremy and Italian groom bump Italian bride in middle
*(0h12, 0h13) Jeremy dances with his second mark again
(0h12) Jewish groom and Jeremy have their arms around each others' shoulders
(0h12) A man has a hand on Jeremy's shoulder
(0h12) Jeremy hugs and kisses face of Jewish groom
(0h12, 0h13) Jeremy dips his fourth mark
(0h20) Jeremy touches Frank Myers' neck, strokes his forehead/face (makes him uncomfortable)
(0h24) Jeremy touches John's arm with a finger
(0h27) Gloria and Jeremy dance stylishly - he picks her up, carries her around at one point
(0h29) Jeremy and Gloria waltz
(0h29) Jeremy kisses the back of Gloria's hand, touches her arm
(0h34) Gloria puts her arms around Jeremy
(0h38) Gloria jumps on Jeremy, hands on his shoulders, and kisses his cheek
(0h38) John takes Jeremy's arm
(0h41) Sack bumps into Jeremy hard, knocking him over (side into side)
(0h42) Sack leans his arm on Jeremy's as he wiggles fingers in front of Jeremy's face
(0h42) Sack puts his hand on Jeremy's side
(0h43) Sack runs into Jeremy, shoves him over, hands on chest
(0h44) Gloria helps Jeremy up - both hands on one arm
(0h44) John helps Jeremy up with a hand on his back
(0h44) Gloria puts Jeremy's arm around her shoulder for support
(0h44) Gloria cleans the cut on Jeremy's knee
(0h44) Jeremy has a hand on Gloria's arm
(0h44) Gloria kisses Jeremy on the cheek twice
(0h45) Gloria kisses Jeremy on cheek another four times
(0h45) Jeremy holds Gloria's hands (to keep them off him)
(0h45) Gloria gets up, mad, and slaps Jeremy's cut
(0h46) Gloria and Jeremy hug
(0h46) Gloria pulls Jeremy along, holding his hand in both hers
(0h46) Gloria hugs Jeremy
(0h48) John knocks Jeremy's foot with his , slaps his shoulder
(0h49) Jeremy nudges John's foot with his
(0h51) John pats Jeremy's shoulder, makes a joke about Jeremy getting lap dances
(0h53) John pats Jeremy's shoulder
(0h53) Gloria puts her hand on Jeremy's back
(0h58) Gloria finishes tying Jeremy's second wrist (hands on wrist, pulling rope tight); has one hand on his chest, then both
(0h59) Gloria stuffs a sock into Jeremy's mouth and tapes duct tape over it
(1h01) Todd touches Jeremy's collar, face; puts a hand on Jeremy's chest; tries to climb under covers with him
(1h08) Gloria hugs Jeremy
(1h09) Gloria has arms around Jeremy's shoulders/neck, draped over him from behind
(1h13) Jeremy slaps/taps John's arm lightly; then touches John's shoulder with his fingertips
(1h14) Gloria picks shot out of Jeremy's rear with tweezers; she peels back his pants carefully to reveal another half inch of skin
(1h23) Jeremy pats the priest's head once
(1h38) John and Jeremy hug
(1h45) Jeremy and Gloria hold hands
(1h51) Jeremy has his arm around Gloria's shoulders in front seat; she leans against him
(deleted scene 3) John and Jeremy touch each others' shoulders (one each, same side)
(uncorked 0h26) John touches Jeremy's arm, chest
(uncorked 0h26) Woman touches Jeremy's arm
(uncorked 0h26) John touches Jeremy's shoulder
(uncorked 1h02) Jeremy touches Grandma's arm, then nudges her shoulder again, hard
(uncorked, 1h03) Jeremy carries Grandma Cleary to her room in his arms, her arms around his neck
Christopher Walken/Secretary Clearymale001(0h46) Cleary tells Jeremy he hopes Gloria isn't just another notch on J's belt14(0h17) James Carville shakes Mr Cleary's hand, puts his other hand on Cleary's arm
(0h18) Claire adjusts her father's lapel
(0h21) Christina walks down aisle hand in Cleary's arm
(0h21) Cleary touches man's arm as he goes down aisle
(0h21) Cleary kisses Christina on the cheek
(0h37) Gloria touches Cleary's lapels; he has his hand on her arm
(0h38) Gloria hugs Cleary
(0h40) Sack and Cleary bump chests
(0h42) Cleary puts his hand on Sack's arm, stands against him side to side
(0h46) Gloria and Cleary kiss each other on the cheek, hug
(1h11) Cleary touches John's arm twice
(1h30) Claire and Cleary dance holding hands
(1h51) Mrs Cleary leans hand on Cleary's shoulder
(deleted scene 3) Cleary touches Sack's side
Keir O'Donnell/Todd Clearymale1(1h01) Todd in his briefs2(1h01) Todd lies half on Jeremy in his bed (Jeremy tied up); touches his collar, face; strokes his face a couple of times
(1h03) Todd lies down beside Jeremy on bed again, touches his chest, chin, kisses his own finger and puts it on Jeremy's mouth, then touches Jeremy's eyes
6(1h01) Todd tells Jeremy they had a moment at the dinner table; Jeremy disagrees; Todd says they need to know about us
(1h01) Todd has painted a painting of Jeremy nude except for a fig leaf over his privates; Todd calls it sexual and violent
(1h02) Todd says "let's play tummysticks"
(1h25) Todd accuses Jeremy of trying to seduce him, says he wants the painting back, but looks pleased when Jeremy says he's keeping it
(1h51) Chazz winks at Todd, makes fist pump gesture; Todd gets wrong idea
(uncorked 1h00) Todd tells John he knows his mom made John feel her breasts - he warns John not to tell anyone because one of his sister's friends did and he ended up banished to a far country by their father
2(0h20) Mrs Cleary brushes lint off Todd's shoulders as they walk down aisle hand in arm
(1h01) Todd touches Jeremy's collar, face; puts a hand on Jeremy's chest; tries to climb under covers with him
Bradley Cooper/Zachary 'Sack' Lodgemale2(0h58) Sack has two buttons undone
(1h07) Sack in night clothes - v neck on pajama tops revealing chest hair
4(0h35) Sack holds Claire's head in his hands, gives her a long kiss
(1h19) Sack kisses Claire, his arms around her, her hand on his shoulder
(1h19) Sack puts his hands on the sides of Claire's head, kisses her again
(deleted scene 3) Sack takes Claire's hand, then puts his hands on her waist, swings her down, then kisses her just off camera
11(0h35) Sack calls Claire "baby"
(0h48) John asks Sack how long he and Claire have been together; both Sack and Claire answer, Sack says they'll be marrying soon and Claire puts him off
(0h48) Sack calls Claire sweetheart
(0h52) Claire calls Sack "honey"
(0h58) Claire calls Sack "honey"
(1h07) Sack tells Trap he had sex with two women at the bachelor party; Trap impressed, calls them "sluts"
(1h11) Sack and Claire call each other "honey"
(1h19) Sack announces he and Claire are getting married
(1h26) Sack calls Claire "sweetheart"
(1h31) Sack comments on the "rack on that bartender"; Trap says "she'll come to you"
(1h50) Claire tells Sack she can't marry him
29(0h35) Claire touches Sack's arm, they hold hands
(0h35) Sack mock punches a man in the arm; they hug
(0h38) Sack gives Mrs Cleary a hand down
(0h38) Sack gives Gloria a hand down
(0h38) Sack gives Claire a hand down
(0h40) Sack puts his hands on his buddy's shoulders
(0h40) Sack and Cleary bump chests
(0h41) Sack bumps into Jeremy hard, knocking him over (side into side)
(0h42) Sack leans his arm on Jeremy's as he wiggles fingers in front of Jeremy's face
(0h42) Sack puts his hand on Jeremy's side
(0h42) Cleary puts his hand on Sack's arm, stands against him side to side
(0h43) Sack runs into Jeremy, shoves him over, hands on chest
(0h44) Sack puts his arm around Claire's shoulders, she puts her arm around his waist
(0h52) Sack kisses Claire on her forehead
(1h12) Claire touches Sack's wrist
(1h19) Sack holds Claire's hands
(1h19) Claire puts her hand on Sack's wrist, they hold hands a moment
(1h20) Sack hugs the male guest
(1h25) Claire pushes Sack on arm with both hands, then shoulder with one hand
(1h25) Claire pulls Sack back with her hands on his arm, shoulder
(1h30) Sack puts his hands on John's shoulders, stunt kicks him
(1h30) Sack puts his hand on John's shoulder, stunt punches him
(1h31) Sack puts both hands on John's shoulders again, punches him
(1h31) Trap and another of Sack's friends help him on with his jacket
(1h34) Sack touches Claire's arm
(1h34) Claire slaps Sack's hands - tries to play the slapping game
(deleted scene 3) Sack touches John's arm off camera
(deleted scene 3) Sack slaps John's abdomen with the back of his hand - friendly
(deleted scene 3) Cleary touches Sack's side
Ron Canada/Randolphmale002(uncorked 0h49) Randolph sees Gloria and Jeremy together and warns her to be more discreet
(uncorked 1h03) Randolph sees Jeremy carrying Grandma Cleary and suggests that he bang the family dog next; also that he go easy on Grandma because of her age
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Henry Gibson/Father O'Neilmale01(1h23) Jeremy cups the priest's face, both hands, and kisses him on the mouth (non sexual, but still)3(1h22) Jeremy tells the priest he's hurt that Gloria one-upped him but at the same time he digs it
(1h45) Priest talks about love at Jeremy and Gloria's wedding
(uncorked 1h29) Jeremy asks the priest if he ever gets horny, if he masturbates, if everything works right, what does he do?
1(1h23) Jeremy pats the priest's head once
Dwight Yoakam/Mr. Kroegermale004(0h00) Mr Kroeger tells Mrs Kroeger "why don't you just kiss my left nut?"
(0h01) Mr and Mrs Kroeger have an argument in which she calls his gf a whore/stripper and he implies that she is sexually inhibited in comparison; he calls her "baby" not nicely
(0h02) Jeremy talks about dancing sexy at weddings, Mrs Kroeger perhaps wanting some sexy Latin guy as a dance partner, Mr Kroeger wanting to be free to be with his gf; "get out there and get some strange ass"
(0h02) Mr Kroeger calls Mrs Kroeger "sweetie" nicely
0
David Conrad/Trapmale002(1h07) Sack tells Trap he had sex with two women at the bachelor party; Trap impressed, calls them "sluts"
(1h31) Sack comments on the "rack on that bartender"; Trap says "she'll come to you"
3(1h30) Trap and another of Sack's friends hold John up by his arms while Sack hits him
(1h31) Trap and another of Sack's friends help him on with his jacket
(1h31) Trap touches Sack's other friend on back
Geoff Stults/Craigmale01(0h23) Christina and Craig kiss during the ceremony1(0h22) Christina and Craig get married4(0h22) Christina and Craig hold hands during the wedding ceremony
(0h23) Christina and Craig walk down the aisle holding hands
(0h32) The best man touches Craig's head, shoulder, then ruffles his hair. Craig and the best man hug
(0h32) Craig and Christina touch each others' arms as Craig passes the mic to Claire
James McDonnell/Attorneymale0000
Jesse Henecke/Attorneymale0000
Lou Cutell/Old Jewish Manmale0001(0h07) Jeremy hugs an old Jewish man and kisses him on the forehead
Frank Ray Perilli/Old Italian Man (as Frankie Ray Perelli)male0000
Chao Li Chi/Old Chinese Man (as Chao-Li Chi)male0000
Noel De Souza/Old Indian Man (as Noel DeSouza)male0000
Ned Schmidtke/Frank Meyersmale0001(0h20) Jeremy touches Frank Myers' neck, strokes his forehead/face (makes him uncomfortable)
Dylan James Turner/Bratty Kidmale0000
Stephen J. Downs/Franklinmale0000
Larry Joe Campbell/Best Manmale0002(0h23) Claire goes down aisle hand in arm of best man
(0h32) The best man touches Craig's head, shoulder, then ruffles his hair. Craig and the best man hug
Mark Duane Anderson/Secret Service Agentmale0000
Jules Mandel/Rabbimale0000
Carson Elrod/Flip Clearymale0001(0h40) Sack puts his hands on his buddy's shoulders
Joshua Wheeler/Kip Cleary (as Josh Wheeler)male0000
John G. Pavelec/Ken Clearymale0003(0h44) Guest man and woman have their arms around each other
(1h20) Sack hugs the male guest
(deleted scene 3) A steward in white helps a man off the boat - hand on arm
Charles Kahlenberg/Priestmale0000
O.J. Watson/Man at Tablemale0000
Al Cerullo/Helicopter Pilot (as Al Cerullo Jr.)male0000
Shawn Barber/Tablecloth Trick Victim (uncredited)male0000
Mike Bellesfield/Crying Man at Funeral (uncredited)male0000
Jed Bernard/Italian Wedding Swing Dancer (uncredited)male0000
Beau Bowden/Guest at Cleary Wedding (uncredited)male0000
Steve Carson/Drunk Wedding Guest (uncredited)male0000
James Carville/Himself (uncredited)male0002(0h17) James Carville shakes Mr Cleary's hand, puts his other hand on Cleary's arm (0h18) Claire hugs Carville, he keeps his arm around her shoulders
Robert Randolph Caton/Wedding Guest (uncredited)male0000
Arnold Chun/Chinese Best Man (uncredited)male0000
Will Ferrell/Chazz Reinhold (uncredited)male1(1h40) Chazz's dressing gown open almost to waist, showing quite a bit of chest/hair1(1h41) Chazz and the woman kiss passionately; her hand on his neck7(1h41) Chazz calls Jeremy an idiot when he hears he's getting married - more for you and me
(1h41) Chazz calls the woman "babe"
(1h42) John impressed, Chazz happy with his conquest, Chazz "living the dream"
(1h43) Chazz tells John that chicks at funerals are so horny, it's like fishing with dynamite
(1h44) Chazz winks at John, makes a fist pump gesture
(1h51) Chazz winks at Todd, makes fist pump gesture; Todd gets wrong idea
(1h51) Chazz makes fist thrust gesture at strange man, gestures to two women with him; guest unimpressed
6(1h40) Chazz hugs John
(1h40) Chazz holds John's arms, puts hand on his back; John has hand on Chazz's arm
(1h41) Chazz touches the woman on her arm, shoulder
(1h44) Woman clings to Chazz's arm and leans against him; Chazz strokes her arm
(1h51) Crying woman 1 holds Chazz's arm with both hands, leans against him, touches his chest
(1h51) Crying woman 2 has her arm through Chazz's arm; leans against him, touches his chest
Jeff Fields/Jewish Groom (uncredited)male001(0h06) Jewish man and woman in wedding ceremony3(0h08) The Jewish groom has his arm around his bride's shoulders; she leans against him
(0h12) Jewish groom and Jeremy have their arms around each others' shoulders
(0h12) Jeremy hugs and kisses face of Jewish groom
Gill Garci/Girl's Father (uncredited)male0000
Mike George/Wedding Guest (uncredited)male0000
Joe Koons/Irish waiter (uncredited)male0000
Robert Neal Marshall/Photographer (uncredited)male0000
John McCain/Himself (uncredited)male0000
Michael McKennitt/Guest at Wedding Reception (uncredited)male0000
Brad Newman/Italian Groom (uncredited)male01(0h12) The Italian bride and groom kiss on the mouth quickly1(0h06) Italian man and woman in wedding ceremony5(0h11) Italian bride and groom have their arms around each other
(0h11) Jeremy touches Italian groom's face
(0h11) John touches Italian groom's arm, back
(0h11) John has hand on groom's arm
(0h11) Jeremy and Italian groom bump Italian bride in middle
Jacob Newman/Magic Kid (uncredited)male0000
Neil Patil/Indian Groomsman (uncredited)male0000
Paola Perla/Italian Wedding Guest (uncredited)male0000
Richard Riehle/Funeral Guest (uncredited)male0000
Sam Georges Said/Wedding Guest (uncredited)male0000
William F. Smith/Cleary House Servant (uncredited)male0003(1h11) Man helps Claire down ramp off boat - takes her hand
(deleted scene 3) A steward in white helps a man off the boat - hand on arm
(deleted scene 3) Another man touches steward's arm
Steve J. Termath/Wedding Guest (uncredited)male0000
John H. Tobin/Cleary House Servant (uncredited)male0000
Schuster Vance/Secret Service Agent (uncredited)male0000
No creditmale1(0h09) An Indian man has his shirt open two buttons1(0h09) An Indian couple dance very close1(1h51) Chazz makes fist thrust gesture at strange man, gestures to two women with him; guest unimpressed1(0h06) A man touches a boy's back as he takes his seat
No creditmale002(0h19) Jeremy says the woman in the hat just eyefucked him as she looked around - offending two men and one woman in row in front
(0h19) Jeremy says he's a cocksman offending one woman and two men in front of them
1(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditmale002(0h19) Jeremy says the woman in the hat just eyefucked him as she looked around - offending two men and one woman in row in front
(0h19) Jeremy says he's a cocksman offending one woman and two men in front of them
1(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditmale0001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditmale0001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditmale0001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditmale0001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditmale0001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditmale0001(0h07) 8 men and 9 women dance in a ring with John and Jeremy - arms around each other
No creditmale0001(0h07) A man pats John on the back
No creditmale0001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditmale0001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditmale0001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditmale0001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditmale0001(0h08) Men and woman waltz
No creditmale0001(0h08) John touches a male child's shoulder
No creditmale0001(0h09) Indian wedding woman has hand on man's arm
No creditmale0001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditmale0001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditmale0001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditmale0001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditmale0001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditmale0001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditmale0001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditmale0001(0h09) couples waltz in bg
No creditmale0001(0h10) Man has arm over shoulder of woman in green strapless
No creditmale0001(0h12) A man has a hand on Jeremy's shoulder
No creditmale0001(0h13) A couple waltzes in bg
No creditmale0001(0h18) Woman with hand on arm of man in bg (x3)
No creditmale0001(0h18) Woman with hand on arm of man in bg (x3)
No creditmale0001(0h18) Woman with hand on arm of man in bg (x3)
No creditmale0001(0h19) A man has a hand on a woman's shoulder
No creditmale0001(0h21) Cleary touches man's arm as he goes down aisle
No creditmale0001(0h23) A woman has her hand in a man's arm
No creditmale0001(0h24) A woman has her hand on a man's shoulder
No creditmale0002(0h26) Two couples waltz (0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditmale0002(0h26) Two couples waltz (0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditmale0001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditmale0001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditmale0001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditmale0001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditmale0001(0h29) Seven couples waltz
No creditmale0001(0h35) Sack mock punches a man in the arm; they hug
No creditmale0001(0h37) Man and woman walk hand in arm in bg
No creditmale0001(1h29) Woman has hand in man's arm
No creditmale0001(1h29) Woman has hand in man's arm
No creditmale0001(1h29) Man has hand on woman's shoulder
No creditmale0001(1h29) At least 7 couples dance waltz hold
No creditmale0001(1h29) At least 7 couples dance waltz hold
No creditmale0001(1h29) At least 7 couples dance waltz hold
No creditmale0001(1h29) At least 7 couples dance waltz hold
No creditmale0001(1h29) At least 7 couples dance waltz hold
No creditmale0001(1h29) At least 7 couples dance waltz hold
No creditmale0001(1h29) At least 7 couples dance waltz hold
No creditmale0001(1h30) Trap and another of Sack's friends hold John up by his arms while Sack hits him
No creditmale0002(1h31) Trap and another of Sack's friends help him on with his jacket (1h31) Trap touches Sack's other friend on back
No creditmale0001(1h34) Three men pull John off a woman
No creditmale0001(1h34) Three men pull John off a woman
No creditmale0001(1h34) Three men pull John off a woman
No creditmale0001(1h45) Two security men grab John - hands on arms, chest
No creditmale0001(1h45) Two security men grab John - hands on arms, chest
No creditmale0001(deleted scene 3) Another man touches steward's arm
Count female credits47121161679
Sum female credits1574563154
Count male credits54691680
Sum male credits1552134243

Miscellaneous

(0h42) John is concerned that Jeremy's injuries make them look "like a bunch of pussies"
(1h40) Betty Boop is on the TV - strapless bodice, no back in cartoon