Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Actor/CharacterSexSexy Clothing/NudityIntimate TouchIntimate Dialogue/Other Non-touchSemi-intimate Touch
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Beyonce Knowles/Foxxy Cleopatrafemale6(0h24) Foxxy in bra top with cleavage, long slit skirt with one leg bare, bare midriff, shoulders, arms
(0h47) Foxxy in serious push-up cleavage in crop top with tie front (sleeved)
(0h55) Foxxy in bra top under open jacket - more serious pushup cleavage, bare midriff, mini skirt
(1h08) Foxxy in yet more mega cleavage
(1h11, 1h17) Foxy in yet another outfit with serious cleavage and bare midriff; tight hiphugging pants
(1h26) Foxxy in new cleavage: bra top with sleeves and bare midriff; long slit skirt leaving one leg bare
2(1h11) Mini Me humps Foxxy's leg - arms around her leg, holding on (1h27) Austin and Foxxy kiss on lips, closed mouths14(0h28) Foxxy and her proxy tell Austin "Momma only got a taste of honey and she wanted the whole beehive"
(0h32) Foxxy calls Austin "sugar"
(0h38) Foxxy tells Austin he has the right to remain sexy, flashing her badge, and he says he hopes there's a search involved - they both laugh
(0h39) Foxxy calls Basil "baby" casually
(0h49) Fat Bastard comes on to Foxxy, stroking his body, who tells him off
(0h50) Foxxy calls Fat Bastard "sugar" as she arrests him
(0h57) Austin tells Foxxy he open mouth kissed a horse once after she says "tell me something I don't know"
(0h59) Foxxy says "come on, sugar" to Austin
(1h01) Nigel gets friendly with Foxxy, says "hello, hello", compliments her on her scent, calls her beautiful
(1h01) Nigel to Austin while looking at Foxxy "It's not the size, mate, it's how you use it"
(1h03) Austin tells Nigel he doesn't like to use gadgets outside the bedroom, Foxxy laughs
(1h08) Mini Me hands Foxxy a note (which she reads) saying she's beautiful - she says it's sweet
(1h08) Mini Me hands Foxxy another note (which she reads) which asks her if she'd like a little clone (him) inside her - she's upset, Austin laughs
(1h26) Foxxy says "you're under arrest, sugar" to Goldmember
15(0h28) When the proxy sits up after kissing Austin, he bumps Foxxy in the back (they're sitting back to back)
(0h30) Foxxy gives Goldmember a manicure - she's holding his hand in one of her hands while filing with the other
(0h32) Foxxy grabs Goldmember with her arm around his neck, pulled against her
(0h32) Foxxy touches Austin's arm
(0h32) Foxxy pulls Austin by the hand towards the exit
(0h38) Foxxy kisses Austin on the cheek - chaste
(0h50) Foxxy puts her foot on Fat Bastard's chest
(0h52) Foxxy and Austin stand close enough to each other to bump shoulders/arms lightly a couple of times
(1h08) Mini Me taps Foxxy on the shoulder
(1h23) Foxxy grabs Goldmember, arm around his neck from behind
(1h23) Goldmember grabs Foxxy with an arm around her neck from behind; he touches her arm with his other hand, holds her for a while like that
(1h24) Foxxy grabs Goldmember's gun wrist/arm with both hands - they struggle
(1h25) Foxxy and Austin hug
(1h26) Foxy kisses Austin on the cheek
(1h29) Foxxy and Austin hug
Mindy Sterling/Frau Farbissinafemale1(0h33) Frau wears a push up bra showing lots of cleavage, and short shorts3(0h35) Frau F and Dr Evil lick their tongues at each other before kissing passionately, open mouth, across the table
(0h44) Nigel slaps Frau F on the rear - don't see it but she reacts
(1h29) Dr Evil kisses Frau F as she lies on the table in the prison
1(0h35) Dr Evil tells Frau F "let's freak"1(1h21) No 2 has his arm around Frau F's shoulder
Diane Mizota/Fook Mifemale1(0h15) miniskirts showing ruffled underwear in back; wide bare midriffs1(0h16) Fook twins stroke Austin's arms, shoulders, chest, back, also one of them touches his leg4(0h15) Name, Fook Mi, is sexualized
(0h15) Fook Mi calls Austin sexy
(0h16) Both Fook twins call Austin sexy
(0h17) Austin's bottle of beer pops open and fizzes - innuendo for premature ejaculation
1(0h16) Fook Mi puts her hands on Fook Yu's arm, shoulder, turns her around to show the backpack
Carrie Ann Inaba/Fook Yufemale1(0h15) miniskirts showing ruffled underwear in back; wide bare midriffs1(0h16) Fook twins stroke Austin's arms, shoulders, chest, back, also one of them touches his leg3(0h15) Name, Fook Yu, is sexualized
(0h16) Both Fook twins call Austin sexy
(0h17) Austin's bottle of beer pops open and fizzes - innuendo for premature ejaculation
1(0h16) Fook Mi puts her hands on Fook Yu's arm, shoulder, turns her around to show the backpack
Nichole Hiltz/French Teacherfemale1(0h20) French teacher in bra and full slip - sexy; we see her adjust her garter (she's wearing stockings)1(0h20) Austin and French teacher move about under sheets - they pop up above sheets1(0h20) French teacher reminds Austin that he has a brief oral exam and he says he hopes it's mostly oral and not too brief; French teacher looks at Austin flirtatiously (young Austin, but Myers' voice)0
Esther Scott/Judgefemale00?(0h13) Mini Me moons the judge (and four other judges also see - one female, three male)0
Leyna Nguyen/Anchor Womanfemale0000
Jeannette Charles/Queenfemale0000
Donna D'Errico/Female Vendor (as Donna D'Errico-Sixx)female1(1h10) Cleavage/full breasts02(1h10) "Melons, big juicy melons" while holding melons in front of her breasts/cleavage
(1h10) man asks vendor if melons are nice and firm (inuendo); she says "well, what do you think?"
0
Kinga Philipps/Austin's Momfemale0000
Linda Kim/Geisha Secretaryfemale0000
Anna Marie Goddard/Henchwomanfemale1(0h29) Goldmember's henchwomen wear dresses with serious cleavage and leg (miniskirts)1(0h29) Nigel sits on a bed with four women in gold dresses; the women touch/stroke him, and he and the red head have their arms around each other; she has her leg over his as well01(0h32) Two of henchwomen (including redhead) take Nigel by his arms and steer him to the time portal
Nina Kaczorowski/Henchwomanfemale1(0h29) Goldmember's henchwomen wear dresses with serious cleavage and leg (miniskirts)1(0h29) Nigel sits on a bed with four women in gold dresses; the women touch/stroke him, and he and the red head have their arms around each other; she has her leg over his as well01(0h32) Two of henchwomen (including redhead) take Nigel by his arms and steer him to the time portal
Tammy Vanderpool/Henchwomanfemale1(0h29) Goldmember's henchwomen wear dresses with serious cleavage and leg (miniskirts)1(0h29) Nigel sits on a bed with four women in gold dresses; the women touch/stroke him, and he and the red head have their arms around each other; she has her leg over his as well00
Nikki Schieler Ziering/Henchwoman (as Nikki Ziering)female1(0h29) Goldmember's henchwomen wear dresses with serious cleavage and leg (miniskirts)1(0h29) Nigel sits on a bed with four women in gold dresses; the women touch/stroke him, and he and the red head have their arms around each other; she has her leg over his as well00
Sybil Azur/Foxxy's Backup Dancerfemale1(0h24) Foxxy's back up singers in halter tops and short slit skirts - bare arms, shoulders, midriffs, legs000
Nicole Humphries/Foxxy's Backup Dancerfemale1(0h24) Foxxy's back up singers in halter tops and short slit skirts - bare arms, shoulders, midriffs, legs000
Susanna Hoffs/Gillian Shagwell - Ming Tea, Austin's Bandfemale1(0h14) Miniskirt000
Gwyneth Paltrow/Gwyneth Paltrow as Dixie Normous in 'Austinpussy'female1(0h00) sleeveless catsuit - tight leather - unzipped enough to show major push-up cleavage; high heels1(0h02) Dixie and film-Austin kiss open mouth with tongue, arms around each other4(0h02) Dixie Normous removes helmet, shakes her hair sexily, looks hot (facial expression)
(0h02) Her name is Dixie Normous
(0h02) Dixie says she's still tough and sexy, even though she's a small town FBI agent/single mom
(0h02) "Shall we shag now, or shag later?" - "Oh, Austin, behave"
0
Britney Spears/Britney Spears, 'Boys' Music Video Performerfemale3(0h05) Britney Spears in tight leather pants and leather bikini top
(0h06) Britney's breasts sprout machine gun nozzles
(1h28) Spears wears skimpy top with cleavage
01(1h28) Spears asks Mini Me if it's true what they say about him (penis size), he leans over and whispers in her ear3(0h05) Two male dancers crawl between Spears' legs so that she's sitting on them
(0h05) Two other male dancers lift her by her outstretched arms
(0h06) Austin and Britney hold arms as they dance around each other
Katie Couric/Prison Guardfemale0000
Sharon Osbourne/Herself (mom)female001(1h28) Ozzy's wife says "boobs, Ozzy" at one point1(1h28) Ozzy's wife puts her head on Ozzy's shoulder
Kelly Osbourne/Herselffemale1(1h10) Cleavage000
Patrice Fisher/Dancerfemale2(0h04) Can see bare midriff when one female dancer lifts her arms (0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist001(0h04) Male dancer puts his hand on female dancer's back for a moment while clustered in a group
Faune A. Chambers/Dancerfemale1(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist001(0h24) Dancing couple - he has his arm around her
Kelly Cooper/Dancerfemale2(0h04) second female dancer showing bare midriff when she raises her arms
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
001(0h24) Dancing couple - man holding women overhead by waist
Michelle Elkin/Dancerfemale2(0h05) Three female dancers in mini dresses (o/w modest)
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
000
Jennifer L. Hamilton/Dancer (as Jennifer Hamilton)female2(0h05) Three female dancers in mini dresses (o/w modest)
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
000
Mandy Moore/Dancerfemale2(0h05) Three female dancers in mini dresses (o/w modest)
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
000
Ayesha Orange/Dancerfemale2(0h05) At least seven minidresses in larger group; one with major cleavage
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
000
Liz Ramos/Dancerfemale2(0h05) At least seven minidresses in larger group
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
000
Shealan Spencer/Dancerfemale2(0h05) At least seven minidresses in larger group
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
000
Becca Sweitzer/Dancerfemale2(0h05) At least seven minidresses in larger group
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
000
Amie Barsky/Skaterfemale1(0h24) Female skater in bikini bottoms with smiley face/have a nice day on bottom (camera center); tube top with spaghetti straps1(0h26) Goldmember slaps the bottoms of four female skaters as they go by (to the beat)01(0h24) Skater in smiley face bikini bottoms swung around by male skater holding her skates
Lina Chmiel/Skaterfemale1(0h24) Female skater in sleeveless top, short shorts1(0h26) Goldmember slaps the bottoms of four female skaters as they go by (to the beat)00
Sharon Ferguson/Skaterfemale1(0h24) Female skater in short shorts1(0h26) Goldmember slaps the bottoms of four female skaters as they go by (to the beat)00
Angela Meryl/Skaterfemale1(0h24) Female skater in sleeveless crop top (bare midriff)1(0h26) Goldmember slaps the bottoms of four female skaters as they go by (to the beat)00
Kimberlee Suerth/Skaterfemale1(0h25) More cleavage plus lots of legs - two women in gold dresses000
Lakisha Swift/Skaterfemale1(0h25) More cleavage plus lots of legs - two women in gold dresses000
Kristen Johnston/Dancer at Austin's Pad (uncredited)female1(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist000
Marylee Picciano/Studio 69 girl (uncredited)female1(0h24) Cleavage on two women Austin tries to impress001(0h24) Woman touches another woman twice - hand on torso? - to get her attention
Nicole Sciacca/Dancer (uncredited)female2(0h06) One female dancer in short shorts and long vest open at front
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
000
No creditfemale2(0h03) One of Austin's assistants shows bare midriff (wide) with belly button piercing
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
01(0h03) Austin's two assistants look at Austin adoringly1(0h14) A man at the palace touches a woman's back while laughing
No creditfemale2(0h06) Two women dance in bikinis with stuff painted on their skin
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
01(0h03) Austin's two assistants look at Austin adoringly1(0h24) Woman touches another woman twice - hand on torso? - to get her attention
No creditfemale2(0h06) Two women dance in bikinis with stuff painted on their skin
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
01(0h37) Woman in bikini shakes her rear at camera - completely gratuitous1(0h26) One woman in crowd puts her hands on the arm/shoulder of another woman in excitement
No creditfemale2(0h06) Female dancer with bare midriff
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
01(0h15) Austin says "I am a sexy beast" to three or four fans1(0h26) One woman in crowd puts her hands on the arm/shoulder of another woman in excitement
No creditfemale2(0h13) one woman in background in miniskirted suit
(0h14) Miniskirts, cleavage, and/or bare midriffs on at least 15 women at Austin's pad, incl guitarist
01(0h15) Austin says "I am a sexy beast" to three or four fans1(0h28) A man and woman walk by holding hands in the bg
No creditfemale1(0h24) Two more women in short shorts01(0h15) Austin says "I am a sexy beast" to three or four fans1(0h47) A woman touches Fat Bastard's arm as he walks by
No creditfemale1(0h24) Woman showing cleavage0?(0h13) Mini Me moons the judge (and four other judges also see - one female, three male)1(0h47) The sumo wrestler lands on a man and woman in the audience - front to front, his arms across them
No creditfemale1(0h24) Cleavage on two women Austin tries to impress001(1h02) A woman touches a man's arm briefly as the crowd runs away
No creditfemale1(0h25) Two women in gold dresses - bra tops and lots of leg001(1h27) A man in the background has his arm around a woman's shoulders (and she probably has her arm around his waist)
No creditfemale1(0h25) Two women in gold dresses - bra tops and lots of leg001(1h29) A woman has her hand in the crook of a man's arm
No creditfemale1(0h37) Four women in music video spoof - two in slinky bikinis, a third topless in bikini bottoms, fourth in slinky one piece swimsuit with cleavage001(0h47) A woman touches Fat Bastard's arm as he walks by
No creditfemale1(0h37) Four women in music video spoof - two in slinky bikinis, a third topless in bikini bottoms, fourth in slinky one piece swimsuit with cleavage000
No creditfemale1(0h37) Four women in music video spoof - two in slinky bikinis, a third topless in bikini bottoms, fourth in slinky one piece swimsuit with cleavage000
No creditfemale1(0h37) Four women in music video spoof - two in slinky bikinis, a third topless in bikini bottoms, fourth in slinky one piece swimsuit with cleavage000
No creditfemale1(1h10) Woman with cleavage three rows in front of shirtless fans with letters on their chests000
No creditfemale1(1h26) two women in audience with visible cleavage000
No creditfemale1(1h26) two women in audience with visible cleavage000
No creditfemale1(1h26) Woman in sheer crop top with black bra underneath; and miniskirt (see from behind)000
No creditfemale1(0h24) Two more women in short shorts000
Mike Myers/Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Goldmember/Fat Bastardmale8(0h07) Goldmember in sleevless top and short shorts
(0h24) Austin has shirt open to show hair on chest - disco look
(0h25) Goldmember in same skimpy sleeveless top and short shorts, with prominent crotch bulge
(0h31) Goldmember briefly barechested (top half of chest) while changing behind screen
(0h31) Goldmember changes behind a screen into a gold velour tracksuit unzipped halfway down chest and with prominent crotch area
(1h00) Goldmember in overalls and open jean jacket with exposed upper chest
(1h23) Goldmember's crotch is a definite codpiece
(1h24) close up of Dr Evil's bare buttock with E Diddy tattooed there
14(0h16) Fook twins stroke Austin's arms, shoulders, chest, back, also one of them touches his leg
(0h26) Goldmember slaps the bottoms of four female skaters as they go by (to the beat)
(0h28) Foxxy's proxy picks up Austin's hand intimately in both of his and kisses the back
(0h28) Foxxy's proxy strokes Austin's face, hair, pats him
(0h28) Foxxy's proxy puts his arms around Austin, who briefly reciprocates before flailing around, and kisses him on the mouth
(0h35) Frau F and Dr Evil lick their tongues at each other; Dr Evil rubs one nipple; before kissing passionately, open mouth, across the table
(0h43) Goldmember touches his crotch in sympathy for Dr Evil getting hit in the groin
(0h43) Dr Evil counts his testes after his injury; putting his hand in his pants to do so
(0h47) Fat Bastard grabs the sumo wrestler by the groin and twists
(0h49) Fat Bastard comes on to Foxxy, stroking his body, who tells him off
(0h58) Austin "pees" into a fountain, adjusts his clothing after
(1h23) Goldmember turns around and mimes unscrewing his penis
(1h24) Austin falls down ladder, grabs Dr Evil's pants on way, pulling them down showing prosthetic rear end
(1h29) Dr Evil kisses Frau F as she lies on the table in the prison
36(0h03) Austin says "shagadelic, baby" to Spielberg
(0h08) Goldmember/Johann van der Smut's names are sexualized
(0h08) Dr Evil talks about how Goldmember got his name after losing his genitalia in a smelting accident
(0h15) Austin says "I am a sexy beast" to three or four fans
(0h16) Austin talks dirty with the Fook twins
(0h17) Austin's bottle of beer pops open and fizzes - innuendo for premature ejaculation
(0h20) Austin: Do I make you horny, baby?
(0h20) French teacher reminds Austin that he has a brief oral exam and he says he hopes it's mostly oral and not too brief
(0h22) Dr Evil takes a leak with back to camera (fake, obviously)
(0h28) Foxxy and her proxy tell Austin "Momma only got a taste of honey and she wanted the whole beehive"
(0h29) Nigel says something about being about to make love to a girl and Austin asks why not just pleasure yourself?
(0h31) Goldmember comments on how Austin looks like he has a tight body in his tight pants
(0h32) Foxxy calls Austin "sugar"
(0h35) Dr Evil tells Frau F "let's freak"
(0h37) Dr Evil shakes his clothed rear end at camera
(0h38) Foxxy tells Austin he has the right to remain sexy, flashing her badge, and he says he hopes there's a search involved - they both laugh
(0h41) Dr Evil jokes that his submarine is long and hard and full of seamen - no one thinks it's funny
(0h41) Goldmember compliments Dr E - says he looks toit like a tiger, like a macho man, and Dr Evil says that one man shouldn't say that to another man - it's a little creepy
(0h43) Goldmember calls Nigel (not in room) sexual, tight
(0h45) Goldmember wants to paint Nigel's genitals gold, Dr Evil says no
(0h47) Fat Bastard complains about how his loin cloth is rubbing his nuts together
(0h49) Fat Bastard comes on to Foxxy, stroking his body, who tells him off
(0h50) Foxxy calls Fat Bastard "sugar" as she arrests him
(0h57) Austin says to Roboto (in Japanese with subtitles) "I do have a huge rod . . . I wish"
(0h57) Austin tells Foxxy he open mouth kissed a horse once after she says "tell me something I don't know"
(0h59) Foxxy says "come on, sugar" to Austin
(1h01) Nigel to Austin while looking at Foxxy "It's not the size, mate, it's how you use it"
(1h03) Austin tells Nigel he doesn't like to use gadgets outside the bedroom, Foxxy laughs
(1h03) Nigel reminds Austin of his Swedish nanny, who wasn't hired for her cooking, and stayed with the family until Austin was 24 - they share a laugh
(1h08) Mini Me hands Foxxy another note (which she reads) which asks her if she'd like a little clone (him) inside her - she's upset, austin laughs
(1h22) Austin calls Scott "baby" - casual
(1h23) Goldmember says "my winky (his penis) was a key"
(1h24) Austin jokes (looking at Dr Evil's bare crotch from behind) that how he can see his/he's nuts
(1h24) Goldmember stands in front of the key box shaking as if he's masturbating or excited sexually
(1h26) Foxxy says "you're under arrest, sugar" to Goldmember
(1h26) Fat Bastard says his neck looks like a vagina (he means vulva, and it does look like one)
64(0h05) Two male dancers lift Austin by his outstretched arms and lower him again
(0h05) Austin puts his arm around Quincy Jones' shoulders, kisses him on cheek
(0h06) Austin and Britney hold arms as they dance around each other
(0h07) Dr Evil carries Mini Me in a baby carrier on his chest - facing out
(0h07) Dr Evil strokes the top of Mini Me's head
(0h08) Dr Evil takes Mini Me's arms and makes him do the quotation marks
(0h09) Dr Evil strokes the top of Mini Me's head again
(0h09) Dr. Evil makes eating noises next to Mini Me's cheek (like with a baby) and snuggles next to him
(0h28) Austin pushes the proxy down/aside and puts his arm on the man's back while talking to Foxxy
(0h28) The proxy puts his hand on Austin's shoulder
(0h29) Nigel and Austin nudge each other while laughing at a joke
(0h30) Foxxy gives Goldmember a manicure - she's holding his hand in one of her hands while filing with the other
(0h32) Foxxy grabs Goldmember with her arm around his neck, pulled against her
(0h32) Foxxy touches Austin's arm
(0h32) Goldmember and Nigel jump arm in arm into the time machine
(0h32) Foxxy pulls Austin by the hand towards the exit
(0h37) Dr Evil and Mini Me ride on a motorbike, Mini Me in front with Dr Evil's arms on either side
(0h37) Dr Evil spins Mini Me around on his back - hands on MM's arms, legs
(0h37) Mini Me pushes on Dr Evil's legs, trying to get him to spin around
(0h38) Dr Evil and Mini Me briefly hold hands
(0h38) Foxxy kisses Austin on the cheek - chaste
(0h47) A woman touches Fat Bastard's arm as he walks by
(0h47) A man touches Fat Bastard's arm as he walks by
(0h47) A woman touches Fat Bastard's arm as he walks by
(0h47) Fat Bastard and a sumo wrestler grapple, full body collisions, arms around each other
(0h47) Fat Bastard picks up the sumo wrestler and throws him (wire stunt)
(0h47) The sumo referree holds Fat Bastard's arm up by the wrist - declaring him winner
(0h49) Austin grabs Fat Bastard's leg and flips him
(0h49) Austin grabs Fat Bastard's fat suit nipples and squeezes
(0h49) Austin flips Fat Bastard over his head - arms on belly
(0h50) Austin runs across four sumo wrestlers in the bath - steps on their bellies
(0h50) Foxxy puts her foot on Fat Bastard's chest
(0h52) Foxxy and Austin stand close enough to each other to bump shoulders/arms lightly a couple of times
(0h53) Dr Evil touches Scott's arm briefly
(0h58) Austin and guard grapple - hand on hand; guard's hand on Austin's neck, Austin's other arm around guard
(0h58) Guard goes to punch Austin - Austin blocks fist with open hand, grabs wrist with other hand
(0h58) Austin lowers uncs guard to ground, his arms around him
(1h00) Foxxy grabs Goldmember with her arm around his neck, then moves from side to side with her hand on his shoulder to avoid kicks
(1h00) Austin pulls tape off Nigel's mouth
(1h00) Austin touches Nigel's arm as he frees him
(1h06) Austin pulls a pillowcase over Mini Me's head
(1h08) Austin touches No 3's face with a willow branch
(1h13) Austin slaps a sailor on the shoulder
(1h13) Austin removes the hat from another sailor's head
(1h13) Austin kneels on top of Mini Me's shoulders
(1h15) Austin falls against the doctor; hands on his upper arms for balance. Austin touches the doctor's face, doctor has his hand on Austin's back to steady him; Austin then touches the man's shoulder and rubs his hand dry on it and pats his arms
(1h15) Austin grabs Mini Me's hand to stop it from tapping
(1h15) Mini Me and Austin slap hands
(1h15) Austin holds Mini Me's wrist while he takes the inflated latex glove from him
(1h16) Mini Me is strapped upside down on Austin's chest - back to chest
(1h20) Nigel and Dr Evil give each other a long hug; Nigel pats Dr Evil's back, head
(1h21) Nigel and Austin give each other a long hug
(1h21) Nigel, Austin and Dr Evil give each other a three way hug
(1h21) Austin touches Mini Me's back briefly
(1h23) Foxxy grabs Goldmember, arm around his neck from behind
(1h23) Goldmember grabs Foxxy with an arm around her neck from behind; he touches her arm with his other hand, holds her for a while like that
(1h24) Foxxy grabs Goldmember's gun wrist/arm with both hands - they struggle
(1h25) Foxxy and Austin hug
(1h26) Foxy kisses Austin on the cheek
(1h29) Foxxy and Austin hug
(1h29) Nigel has his arm around Dr Evil's shoulders
(1h29) Dr Evil "nibbles" on Mini Me's cheek like he's a baby (chocolate eating scene)
(1h29) Nigel and Austin hug - Austin in blue suit
(1h29) Nigel and Austin hug - Austin in purple suit
Myers double for when two of his characters interactmale01(1h24) Austin falls down ladder, grabs Dr Evil's pants on way, pulling them down showing prosthetic rear end1(1h24) Austin jokes (looking at Dr Evil's bare crotch from behind) that how he can see his/he's nuts4(0h49) Austin grabs Fat Bastard's leg and flips him
(0h49) Austin grabs Fat Bastard's fat suit nipples and squeezes
(0h49) Austin flips Fat Bastard over his head - arms on belly
(1h21) Nigel, Austin and Dr Evil give each other a three way hug
Seth Green/Scott Evilmale001(1h22) Austin calls Scott "baby" - casual1(0h53) Dr Evil touches Scott's arm briefly
Michael York/Basil Expositionmale001(0h39) Foxxy calls Basil "baby" casually1(0h40) Basil places his hand on No 3's shoulder and pats it in congratulations
Robert Wagner/Number Twomale1(1h29) No 2 sits in his clothes/boxer shorts with his pants pulled down, man in drag on bed next to him - looks post-sex01(1h29) No 2 sits in his clothes/boxer shorts with his pants pulled down, man in drag on bed next to him - looks post-sex1(1h21) No 2 has his arm around Frau F's shoulder
Verne Troyer/Mini Memale2(0h13) We see Mini Me's bare legs when he moons the judge
(0h46) Mini Me drops his pants but it's off camera
3(0h36) Mini Me grabs his crotch during musical number
(0h43) Mini Me touches his groin in sympathy for Dr Evil's injury
(1h11) Mini Me humps Foxxy's leg - arms around her leg, holding on
6(0h23) Dr Evil calls Mini Me "his beloved Mini Me"
(0h45) Nigel wants to know if Mini Me's penis is in proportion to his size
(1h08) Mini Me hands Foxxy a note (which she reads) saying she's beautiful - she says it's sweet
(1h08) Mini Me hands Foxxy another note (which she reads) which asks her if she'd like a little clone (him) inside her - she's upset, austin laughs
(0h13) Mini Me moons the judge (and four other judges also see - one female, three male)
(1h28) Spears asks Mini Me if it's true what they say about him (penis size), he leans over and whispers in her ear
18(0h07) Dr Evil carries Mini Me in a baby carrier on his chest - facing out
(0h07) Dr Evil strokes the top of Mini Me's head
(0h08) Dr Evil takes Mini Me's arms and makes him do the quotation marks
(0h09) Dr Evil strokes the top of Mini Me's head again
(0h09) Dr. Evil makes eating noises next to Mini Me's cheek (like with a baby) and snuggles next to him
(0h37) Dr Evil and Mini Me ride on a motorbike, Mini Me in front with Dr Evil's arms on either side
(0h37) Dr Evil spins Mini Me around on his back - hands on MM's arms, legs
(0h37) Mini Me pushes on Dr Evil's legs, trying to get him to spin around
(0h38) Dr Evil and Mini Me briefly hold hands
(1h06) Austin pulls a pillowcase over Mini Me's head
(1h08) Mini Me taps Foxxy on the shoulder
(1h13) Austin kneels on top of Mini Me's shoulders
(1h15) Austin grabs Mini Me's hand to stop it from tapping
(1h15) Mini Me and Austin slap hands
(1h15) Austin holds Mini Me's wrist while he takes the inflated latex glove from him
(1h16) Mini Me is strapped upside down on Austin's chest - back to chest
(1h21) Austin touches Mini Me's back briefly
(1h29) Dr Evil "nibbles" on Mini Me's cheek like he's a baby (chocolate eating scene)
Michael Caine/Nigel Powersmale02(0h29) Nigel sits on a bed with four women in gold dresses; the women touch/stroke him, and he and the red head have their arms around each other; she has her leg over his as well
(0h44) Nigel slaps Frau F on the rear - don't see it but she reacts
7(0h29) Nigel says something about being about to make love to a girl and Austin asks why not just pleasure yourself?
(0h45) Nigel wants to know if Mini Me's penis is in proportion to his size
(1h00) Nigel is tied up with his legs spread over a conveyor belt for a smelter - threat to groin
(1h01) Nigel gets friendly with Foxxy, says "hello, hello", compliments her on her scent, calls her beautiful
(1h01) Nigel to Austin while looking at Foxxy "It's not the size, mate, it's how you use it"
(1h03) Austin tells Nigel he doesn't like to use gadgets outside the bedroom, Foxxy laughs
(1h03) Nigel reminds Austin of his Swedish nanny, who wasn't hired for her cooking, and stayed with the family until Austin was 24 - they share a laugh
11(0h29) Nigel and Austin nudge each other while laughing at a joke
(0h32) Two of henchwomen (including redhead) take Nigel by his arms and steer him to the time portal
(0h32) Goldmember and Nigel jump arm in arm into the time machine
(1h00) Austin pulls tape off Nigel's mouth
(1h00) Austin touches Nigel's arm as he frees him
(1h20) Nigel and Dr Evil give each other a long hug; Nigel pats Dr Evil's back, head
(1h21) Nigel and Austin give each other a long hug
(1h21) Nigel, Austin and Dr Evil give each other a three way hug
(1h29) Nigel has his arm around Dr Evil's shoulders
(1h29) Nigel and Austin hug - Austin in blue suit
(1h29) Nigel and Austin hug - Austin in purple suit
Fred Savage/Number Threemale0002(0h40) Basil places his hand on No 3's shoulder and pats it in congratulations
(1h08) Austin touches No 3's face with a willow branch
Nobu Matsuhisa/Mr. Robotomale001(0h57) Austin says to Roboto (in Japanese with subtitles) "I do have a huge rod . . . I wish"0
Aaron Himelstein/Young Austin Powersmale1(0h20) Young Austin shirtless under sheets with lipstick on his face1(0h20) Austin and French teacher move about under sheets - they pop up above sheets2(0h20) Austin: Do I make you horny, baby? (young Austin, but Myers' voice)
(0h20) French teacher reminds Austin that he has a brief oral exam and he says he hopes it's mostly oral and not too brief; French teacher looks at Austin flirtatiously (young Austin, but Myers' voice)
2(0h21) Young Austin and young Basil shake hands - basil touches Austin's arm with his other hand and Austin adds his second hand to the handshake
(0h21) Professor puts a ribbon holding a male symbol around Austin's neck
Josh Zuckerman/Young Dr. Evilmale0000
Eddie Adams/Young Basil Expositionmale0001(0h21) Young Austin and young Basil shake hands - basil touches Austin's arm with his other hand and Austin adds his second hand to the handshake
Evan Farmer/Young Number Twomale0000
Neil Mullarkey/Physicianmale0001(1h15) Austin falls against the doctor; hands on his upper arms for balance. Austin touches the doctor's face, doctor has his hand on Austin's back to steady him; Austin then touches the man's shoulder and rubs his hand dry on it and pats his arms
Eric Winzenried/Henchman Sailormale0000
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister/Prisoner #2male0000
Jim Piddock/Headmastermale0001(0h21) Professor puts a ribbon holding a male symbol around Austin's neck
Brian Tee/Japanese Pedestrianmale0000
Masi Oka/Japanese Pedestrianmale0000
Kevin Cooney/General Clarkmale0001(1h25) military guy touches arm of other man at World Org while shaking hands
Clint Howard/Johnsonmale0001(1h25) military guy touches arm of other man at World Org while shaking hands
Michael McDonald/Royal Guardmale0000
Fred Stoller/Male Shopper (melons)male001(1h10) man asks vendor if melons are nice and firm (inuendo); she says "well, what do you think?"0
Brad Grunberg/Shirtless Fan 'A'male1(1h10) Shirtless001(1h10) "N" touches "A" on arm briefly as he steps to his seat
Greg Grunberg/Shirtless Fan 'T'male1(1h10) Shirtless000
Ren Urano/Sumo Refereemale0001(0h47) The sumo referree holds Fat Bastard's arm up by the wrist - declaring him winner
Big Nate Kanae/Sumo Wrestler (as Nate K. Kange)male2(0h47) Five sumo wrestlers in traditional skimpy outfit
(0h50) six sumo wrestlers in towels
1(0h47) Fat Bastard grabs the sumo wrestler by the groin and twists03(0h47) Fat Bastard and a sumo wrestler grapple, full body collisions, arms around each other
(0h47) Fat Bastard picks up the sumo wrestler and throws him (wire stunt)
(0h47) The sumo wrestler lands on a man and woman in the audience - front to front, his arms across them
Scott Aukerman/Young Nigelmale0000
John Donovan/Toothless Gardenermale0000
Masa Kanome/Fountain Security Guardmale0000
Hideo Kimura/Japanese Surveillance Guardmale0000
Hiroshi Otaguro/Japanese Surveillance Guardmale0000
Kevin Alexander Stea/'Austinpussy' Assistant Director/Dancer (as Kevin Stea)male0000
Stuart D. Johnson/Manny Stixsman - Ming Tea, Austin's Band (as Stuart Johnson)male0000
Matthew Sweet/Sid Belvedere - Ming Tea, Austin's Bandmale0000
Christopher Ward/Trevor Algberth - Ming Tea, Austin's Bandmale0000
Tom Cruise/Tom Cruise as Austin Powersmale01(0h02) Dixie and film-Austin kiss open mouth with tongue, arms around each other3(0h02) Film Austin says "yeah, baby" to camera - sexy
(0h02) Dixie says she's still tough and sexy, even though she's a small town FBI agent/single mom
(0h02) "Shall we shag now, or shag later?" - "Oh, Austin, behave"
0
Kevin Spacey/Kevin Spacey as Dr. Evil in 'Austinpussy'male0000
Danny DeVito/Danny DeVito as Mini Me in 'Austinpussy'male0000
Steven Spielberg/Steven Spielberg, 'Austinpussy' Directormale001(0h03) Austin says "shagadelic, baby" to Spielberg0
Quincy Jones/Himselfmale001(0h05) Quincy Jones says "ooh baby" to Austin after receiving a compliment1(0h05) Austin puts his arm around Quincy Jones' shoulders, kisses him on cheek
Nathan Lane/Mysterious Disco Manmale03(0h28) Foxxy's proxy picks up Austin's hand intimately in both of his and kisses the back
(0h28) Foxxy's proxy strokes Austin's face, hair, pats him
(0h28) Foxxy's proxy puts his arms around Austin, who briefly reciprocates before flailing around, and kisses him on the mouth
1(0h28) Foxxy and her proxy tell Austin "Momma only got a taste of honey and she wanted the whole beehive"3(0h28) Austin pushes the proxy down/aside and puts his arm on the man's back while talking to Foxxy
(0h28) The proxy puts his hand on Austin's shoulder
(0h28) When the proxy sits up after kissing Austin, he bumps Foxxy in the back (they're sitting back to back)
Ozzy Osbourne/Himselfmale002(1h10) Ozzy says the word "boobs"
(1h28) Ozzy's wife says "boobs, Ozzy" at one point
1(1h28) Ozzy's wife puts her head on Ozzy's shoulder
Jack Osbourne/Himselfmale0000
John Travolta/John Travolta as Goldmember in 'Austinpussy'male1(1h26) Gold velour tracksuit with zip partway down, and codpiece/prominent crotch000
Burt Bacharach/Himselfmale0000
Rob Lowe/Middle Number Twomale0000
Timothy Anderson/Dancer (as Timothy G. Anderson)male1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h04) Male dancer puts his hand on female dancer's back for a moment while clustered in a group
R.J. Durell/Dancermale1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h05) Two male dancers lift Austin by his outstretched arms and lower him again
Shaun Earl/Dancermale1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h05) Two male dancers lift Austin by his outstretched arms and lower him again
Hunter Hamilton/Dancermale1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h05) Two male dancers crawl between Spears' legs so that she's sitting on them
Michael Higgins/Dancermale1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h05) Two male dancers crawl between Spears' legs so that she's sitting on them
Mark Meismer/Dancermale1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h05) Two other male dancers lift her by her outstretched arms
Nathan Prevost/Dancermale1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h05) Two other male dancers lift her by her outstretched arms
Sal Vassallo/Dancer (as Salvatore Vassallo)male1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h24) Dancing couple - he has his arm around her
Robert Vinson/Dancermale1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers001(0h24) Dancing couple - man holding women overhead by waist
Trey Knight/Skatermale1(0h24) Male skater in short shorts001(0h24) Skater in smiley face bikini bottoms swung around by male skater holding her skates
Brian Richardson/Skatermale0000
Eiji Inoue/Taxi drivermale0000
Martin Klebba/Dancer (uncredited)male1(0h06) Ten topless male dancers000
Gene Anthony Ray/Dancer (uncredited)male0000
Chris Sung/Japanese Teen (uncredited)male0000
Michael Sun Lee/Japanese Man (uncredited)male0000
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo/Sumo Wrestler (uncredited)male1(0h50) six sumo wrestlers in towels000
Dan Warner/Lair Guard (uncredited)male0000
No creditmale1(0h17) Three sailors drop their trousers off screen - we see white underwear on two at one point, and white underwear on the third at another point as he's doing up his trousers01(0h17) Three sailors have had their genitalia gilded with gold1(0h14) A man at the palace touches a woman's back while laughing
No creditmale1(0h17) Three sailors drop their trousers off screen - we see white underwear on two at one point, and white underwear on the third at another point as he's doing up his trousers0?(0h17) Three sailors have had their genitalia gilded with gold1(0h28) A man and woman walk by holding hands in the bg
No creditmale1(0h17) Three sailors drop their trousers off screen - we see white underwear on two at one point, and white underwear on the third at another point as he's doing up his trousers01(0h17) Three sailors have had their genitalia gilded with gold1(0h37) One convict touches the arm of another one in background
No creditmale2(0h47) Five sumo wrestlers in traditional skimpy outfit (0h50) six sumo wrestlers in towels01(1h29) No 2 sits in his clothes/boxer shorts with his pants pulled down, man in drag on bed next to him - looks post-sex1(0h37) One convict touches the arm of another one in background
No creditmale2(0h47) Five sumo wrestlers in traditional skimpy outfit (0h50) six sumo wrestlers in towels01(0h13) Mini Me moons the judge (and four other judges also see - one female, three male)1(0h47) A man touches Fat Bastard's arm as he walks by
No creditmale2(0h47) Five sumo wrestlers in traditional skimpy outfit (0h50) six sumo wrestlers in towels01(0h13) Mini Me moons the judge (and four other judges also see - one female, three male)1(0h47) The sumo wrestler lands on a man and woman in the audience - front to front, his arms across them
No creditmale2(0h47) Five sumo wrestlers in traditional skimpy outfit (0h50) six sumo wrestlers in towels01(0h13) Mini Me moons the judge (and four other judges also see - one female, three male)1(0h50) Austin runs across four sumo wrestlers in the bath - steps on their bellies
No creditmale1(1h10) Shirtless men letters "T", "I", "T", "S"01(1h10) that looks like somebody's johnson1(0h50) Austin runs across four sumo wrestlers in the bath - steps on their bellies
No creditmale1(1h10) Shirtless men letters "T", "I", "T", "S"001(0h50) Austin runs across four sumo wrestlers in the bath - steps on their bellies
No creditmale1(1h10) Shirtless men letters "T", "I", "T", "S"001(0h50) Austin runs across four sumo wrestlers in the bath - steps on their bellies
No creditmale1(1h10) Shirtless men letters "T", "I", "T", "S"003(0h58) Austin and guard grapple - hand on hand; guard's hand on Austin's neck, Austin's other arm around guard
(0h58) Guard goes to punch Austin - Austin blocks fist with open hand
(0h58) Austin lowers uncs guard to ground, his arms around him
No creditmale1(1h29) Man in drag pulls off his wig, wears dress - looks post sex001(1h02) A woman touches a man's arm briefly as the crowd runs away
No creditmale0001(1h02) A man touches another man's back as the crowd runs away
No creditmale0001(1h02) A man touches another man's back as the crowd runs away
No creditmale0001(1h10) "N" touches "A" on arm briefly as he steps to his seat
No creditmale0001(1h13) Austin slaps a sailor on the shoulder
No creditmale0001(1h13) Austin removes the hat from another sailor's head
No creditmale0001(1h27) A man in the background has his arm around a woman's shoulders (and she probably has her arm around his waist)
No creditmale0001(1h29) A woman has her hand in the crook of a man's arm
Count female credits4254141524
Sum female credits76173740
Count male credits643282249
Sum male credits452672150

Miscellaneous

(0h00) licence plate "shaguar"
(0h03) Film title is "Austinpussy"
(0h13) News Report shows a Playboy cover, with heading "better sex now"
(0h17) Nigel's yacht is called the HMS Shag At Sea
(0h23) Austin calls his car a pimp mobile - licence plate "SWINGR"
(0h24) Studio 69 name has sexual connotations
(0h34) Dr Evil talks about his parents - Belgian man and his 15-year-old love slave
(0h43) Dr Evil gets "hit" in the groin by an object - played for laughs
(0h55) Mr Roboto's subtitles say "I have a huge rod" until the background changes - it really says "I have a huge rodent problem"
(1h01) Nigel's licence plate is GR8 SHAG
(1h10) A satellite is the shape of two breasts
(1h10) Four men with the letters TITS on their chests (two more arrive and spell TITANS)
(1h10) Like a pair of - melons
(1h10) a set of giant - tits
(1h10) those remind me of - boobs
(1h22) Dr Evil says no one else in his gene pool runs like a girl when Scott runs from the room
(1h26) Fat Bastard's T shirt has a screen print of a naked woman astride a fish, fan covering her rear end so you don't actually see any privates
(1h27) Movie banner "Austin Powers in Austinpussy"